  #### The great philosopher and intellectual, Mohammed Ali, once said "Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is nothing.” Wise words indeed, and this saying is in the arsenal of every good life coach, to encourage people to try new things. Things that they wouldn't normally try, if they thought things through a little. The fact that Mr. Ali found it quite impossible to control his Parkinson's disease is neither here nor there, and as the saying goes in the motivational speaker world.... #### 'If the facts don't fit a glib one liner wisdom, just ignore them' Another deeply spiritual leader,and prophetic individual, Audrey Hepburn, had this to say... #### "Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! May her deeply spiritual, and highly dyslexic, soul, rest in peace..Namaste  ### So now that we've agreed that nothing is impossible, and also provable by the deep thinkers mentioned above, it's time to tell gravity to just 'fuck right off!' Don't let gravity be the boss of you any more! My 2 day course special - exclusively for Steem members only - is for the incredibly cheap price of only $2,678.99. (and discounted to $2,678.20, for cash!) Day 1 We spend the day in deep meditation, using an eastern philosphy that you've never heard of, to cleanse the chakras, and empty the mind of all negativity. After a light evening meal, we take herbal tea, made up of a secret recipe only known to me and a yogi in the Himalayas. The herbal tea will let you experience flying in your dreams, ready for day 2. Day 2 You will meditate early in the morning, with some more tea, and then you'll be ready to let loose of this negative downer called gravity. Keeping a tight psychic connection with one of my spiritual followers, you will lean out into empty space, and become one with nature, confident in the reality that nature is here to support you, and not let you go 'splat' 300 feet below.  _(here is Sharon, learning to let nature support her. Kyle is keeping the safety net of a psychic connection, for now..)_  _Here is Kyle(all my followers seem to be called Kyle), taking it the next level. Notice the gravity denier is now wearing a go pro._  _Once gravity has been mastered, we highly recommend all gravity deniers to wear Go Pro's. There's no point flying through the air if you can't share it on instagram and facebook, am I right?_ FAQ's for my 2 day, anti gravity, course. Q: Do you always use your followers to keep the psychic connection? Why not do it yourself? A: I wish I _could_ do the psychic connections myself, I really do. Unfortunately my vertigo prevents this. Q: Can I pay for the course in installments? A:Yes you can, just so long as it's paid in full before the tea drinking ceremony. Q: Do you have testimonials and recommendations, for your course. A: No we don't, and we see that as a success. Once our gravity deniers have set themselves free from horrible earth sucking, we never, ever, hear from them again. We haven't had one single customer come back to complain though, and I think says everything about the quality of my course.
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But gravity is a good thing Gravity is our friend Imagine trying to run without gravity. You would kick off and then your next foot step would never touch the ground. Never touch the ground again... unless of course a nice tree helps you. My friend is having a "walk on water" event It, surprisingly, is for the low price of $2,678.99 But, i only have $2,678.20, so i probably won't be able to go.
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there indeed really is no thing like gravity , it's a misconception later used by Einstein to complete his half done science , to make the ends connect . just go high enough and one will drift away from this mass/volume called earth . Its just electrostatic compression that keeps us down , like dust on a plastic plate ,... So for your course to really work , get a higher platform ;-) .
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It does work!!!!!!!!! Once they go flying off , I never hear from them again!
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For sure it works , as gravity is a made up concept , students that took your course know this secret , and so for you to keep getting new students i bet they have to sign a form. for taking that secret with them in to there grave . As that to covers any claims made by annoying or complaining family members of the ones that flew away . Damn you got some solid case there ,... can i invest ? ;-)
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