Once I rented an apartment and next to me, behind the wall, (but the apartment went out into the next entrance) a woman lived, also always yelling at her dog. The poor dog got everything: and for the fact that "with dirty paws," and for what he does not eat carefully, and for the fact that the food around the bowl was scattered, and for the fact that "the kobelin, where it is." And she shouted "I'd better get a piglet, eat less, and then you can score." I was very sorry for the dog. And then I somehow learned that she had no dog, only her husband ... https://media.giphy.com/media/lim3BafAwGbbW/giphy.gif https://giphy.com/search/wife-scolds-her-husband https://pikabu.ru/tag/%D1%81%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%88%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5%20%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%B8/best I appoint the @megafart and the @cemke to participate in this round. https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/0x0/https://img.esteem.ws/bjnnlbr4uu.jpg Thanks for the support in my messages.@magnata
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| author | magnata |
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