Who cares younger girls are just more trouble and mean more babies. A dad's day out is fine and don't need chicks.

Nah I’d be the same as Daz. Thinking I had a chance. A chance is all! Not a hope

Better a nice coffee than a mug of warm milk...y'ain't *that* old yet lol

The story in good writing

@meesterboom, this has cracked me up, i have had a right tough weekend and it got worse today, and I read this and I have a smile on my face.
I think your mate might be a little kemp with his coat that looked like it had chased of a squirrel. haha.
Women do love a dad with a kid, but not two dads. it just the facts of life haha

Old Dads indeed, you're not an old dad until you have grandkids... and always remember, if you're not a young dude, young chicks are a trifle empty headed. They always remind me of one of my favorite sayings...

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Old dads are the best of men! Cheers old dad!

hehehehehe you were complaining that he was calling you "old" dads, but you were struggling to stay awake....hehe classic. :) seriously though, I will be an old dad for sure. I know I told you this already, I am 40, with still no kids or a wife. haha I better marry someone young with energy lol. I will be the dad holding the toddler on his lap, and I will be asleep while the toddler is playing. hahaha. oh by the way...hot chocolate is awesome. :)

Yea man. It sucks to be an Old Dad but what can we do? Time is moving so fast nowadays that it is impossible to catch up. Better enjoy it while it lasts! Upvoted!

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I was clueless about it all when young, and now a bit older, know  a 1/4  thing or two, but anyway, it's too late now.  Though I love when you're sitting somewhere, the young lasses are looking your way, and you think, "yeah...I still got it." Then you get home, and realize you forgot to comb down your morning hair, or your shorts are stuck in your zipper.  Ah, the joys of the game after half time.   Life sure has  a way with all this stuff.  The two dads with babies is a new one on me.  Then again, you might be onto something here...

Your little drawings really got a chuckle out of this end.  The beef cuts and peeps magnet were spot on.  Cheers, and here's to oldER dads. (You really wouldn't want to be young again...)

Bahahahahaha, It is best to just let him set the story in his own head and leave it there. How he creates his happy moments is his deal. Let him enjoy the feeling.

O my word this made me laugh - his expectation and then WHAM the wake up call... love the chic magnet pic and I am wondering now, this outing to the park, is it more for you guys or for the sleeping babies  :)

When you think you have it all planned to stay with the girls but actually they think you're a gay father doing their job! lol

RoFL! Ahh that's hilarious XD At least you're friends.  When my older two were baby and toddler I was pushing them around in a twin pram, and my sister was walking alongside with one hand on the handle and we were joking about how we should totally make a WIDE LOAD sign for the pram.  Then she glanced over her shoulder and affected a look of confusion.  Asked her what was wrong, and she said that a couple of people had been looking oddly at us.  I could detect nothing amiss when I casually cast about to see if anyone was actually stupid enough to think about pickpocketing us, and failing to encounter trouble or see what she'd been looking at, I asked her to be a bit more descriptive.

We got to  a point where I eventually thought I had it worked out and said "Ahh they probably think we're a couple."  I then had to explain it further "Well you're also holding the pram" at which point she twigged, exclaimed "EW!" and leaped away.

It didn't stop her from holding the pram in the future though, that's just how we roll.

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Well, I've felt like an old gran since I was 6 so 'old gramma' would never be an insult to me :) Even though I have no kids and thus can't 'technically' be a grannie, I like garden puttering, cracked tea pots, sleeping cats and watching the day slide by.

It's not old dad's, any more than it is Thursday's. It's jut old dads. the apostrophe is extra.

Sorry boomdawg.


And I see you're enjoying this whole _evil cats_ thing.

And hot chocolate is excellent! Just not as good as coffee, especially when you're tired.

Also: When, exactly, have you gone jousting? And why didn't you tell us about it before now?

And you're not [London Sausage](https://steemit.com/life/@meesterboom/thursdays-with-uncle-boom-27)? You know, named after the Cockneys?

OMGosh! This had me rolling!

My sister and I went on a cruise together and had a girls week not too long ago when I noticed some finger pointing and snickering passing my way... I think they thought we were a *couple* because we had arms linked and faces close as we talked to one of our other siblings on the phone.

OMG. I might as well have had my slip tucked into my undies.

Apart from the obvious endurance drawbacks, I think being an old dad is swell! I'm not sure if I would be allowed by the ol' ball and chain to be one, but I would in a heartbeat if given a choice. *Dazn't* Daz have a baby on the way or at least his wife wants one? I'm not sure if I remember that right.

I think it's great to pretend you're swinging for the other team once in awhile. For the life of me, I couldn't get away with it, but the ploy removes that awkwardness of any suspicious intentions out of the way and allows a normal human conversation for a change!

sir meesterboom! haha! old dads my ass, you ain't old..if this is talking about you. Hey the artwork is hilarious this time. I mean it is always funny but this time particularly so! lol. great story!