# A few hours ago I came across an excellent post. The author spread her legs to illustrate her idea. May I do the same ?
https://steemit.com/sex/@sean-king/more-thoughts-on-women-oppression-and-porn

I did not understand the text entirely, but the picture has attracted me. So I've thought if I could do something similar, pretend to the same success. In the meantime, I am not a philosopher, but you may already figure this. So I think I should try if it still works with just a parody of the picture.

https://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/08/03/parodieda161.jpg
Credits: Me

# My recipe to get upvotes in 3 easy steps

1. Show them all who you are
2. Give yourself away
3. Bring your fruits to the table

# Behind the scene

In the first intention, I wanted to show one of my balls, but my Girlfriend told me she would leave me if I do so. Then I rushed to the fruit stall to find a Rambutan; it’s a local fruit that has some anatomic similitudes with the male attributes.

We had to go gets some props for the purpose of the shooting, and all the way on, me and my GF bursts out laughing every 2 minutes. The girl at the wig shop will probably wonder why I can’t stop laughing in his shop, and it might puzzle her for her entire life. :-)

https://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/08/03/BeFunkyCollage263ca.jpg


# Thanks to: 
* My GF who took the picture
* The wig shops attendant, who is still wondering why I was laughing that loud.
* My neighbors who will no more let they children play around my house.

## May this image stays in the blockchain for posterity.