How to get big payouts on your Steemit posts - A comic by mynameisbrian

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How to get big payouts on your Steemit posts - A comic
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***NOTE:*** *I have made my fair share of 'Steemit propaganda' comics so I created this piece in the interest of balance, especially since many in the community are of the opinion that quality content is lacking on the platform. And yes, I am aware that often times my own content falls in the 'crap' category. Sorry about that.*

**Hoping I don't get too much backlash for this comic.**

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@nonameslefttouse ·
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@mynameisbrian · 
likewise for your comment
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@nonameslefttouse · 
It's good to see people put so much detail into their shit, as you did.  This shit makes me proud to be a member.
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@rigaronib · 
Now this is the shit.
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@mynameisbrian · 
Is every comment on this post going to contain the word *'shit'*?

***I sure hope so ;)***
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@rigaronib · 
Shit yeah, it is!
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@heykathy · 
My thoughts were short crap, long crap, still crap. But this I enjoyed!
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@mynameisbrian · 
Well one thing is for sure, *this is definitely a crappy comic!*
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@ericwilson · 
Efficient way to tell the story, and, ahem... paint a picture. Upvoted and followed.
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@eric-boucher · (edited)
Here's some backlash, in the form of a pat on the back!  ;)  Thanks for sharing the good job with us all. It gave me an easy smile.  Namaste  :)
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@mynameisbrian · 
Thanks @eric-boucher. This is the first comic I have made that is slightly negative toward Steemit and yet still received a nice payout. Guess I had nothing to worry about.
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@lukinsawyer · 
what a shitty post! I loved it man, made me chuckle quite a bit!
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@mynameisbrian · 
> what a shitty post! 

I think I could have made it even shittier, but glad this version made you laugh.
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@lukestokes · 
Following because of this. :)
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@meesterboom · 
I love this kind of shit!
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@steevc · 
Is it ironic that this post is doing well? ;)
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@mynameisbrian · 
<img src="http://www.quickmeme.com/img/4d/4d4f25515f030c88cb37a68c6b152ef5934f646e7bc90790ceb76848d4be4076.jpg" />
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@wordsword · 
This ought to have the tag "poo-art" too.
Really nice
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@mynameisbrian · 
#poo-art is a very highly searched tag. You are right. I should add it ;)
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@makis84 · 
Yes, that's the point :)
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@noisy · (edited)
78 views, and 380 votes:

https://img1.steemit.com/0x0/http://www.steemimg.com/images/2017/01/15/shit597176.jpg

even this imaginary post is voted mostly by botes. For sure Steems bots are too effective.
👍  ,
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@mynameisbrian · 
**Indeed!**

This is what the top of the trending page looks like *(and most posts with a payout for that matter)*. I just snapped some screenshots of a trending post to help put the last image together.
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@vegascomic · 
The origins of the term spam comes from posting your pitch to as many message boards as possible and hoping some marks fall for it.  Basically throwing a hunk of spam against the wall and some of it's bound to stick.  The message is as good as the art.
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@quirky.countess · 
bro, this was hilarious! Keep it up, cuz you have a creative and comedic mind 😄
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@jacobtothe · (edited)
What a steeming pile of crap.  :shit: 

*edit* - well, it looks like the emoji option isn't working despite the markdown cheat sheet. Oh, poop.
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@free2play · 
Brilliant .. and exactly right.
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@ilovebatcatstew · 
This is solid gold. Upvote and follow for the laughs.
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