When we first started our online store I had the idea to try to be a bit funny and stand out. 
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Some of the business stuff I had read recommended trying to stand out and be a funny. They made reference to the story of CD baby and their hilarious shipping confirmation message. You can even read one of those commentaries [HERE](http://customerthink.com/read-how-cd-baby-turns-a-mundane-email-into-an-exceptional-conversation/)

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[Source](http://customerthink.com/read-how-cd-baby-turns-a-mundane-email-into-an-exceptional-conversation/)

[Here is it from there website HERE](https://members.cdbaby.com/shipping-confirmation.aspx);

>Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow. A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing. Our world-renowned packing specialist lit a local artisan candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy. We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved “Bon Voyage!” to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day.

>We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. In commemoration, we have placed your picture on our wall as “Customer of the Year.” We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

>Thank you, thank you, thank you!

>Sigh...

>We miss you already. We’ll be right here at store.cdbaby.com patiently awaiting your return.

>Was the product you received defective or damaged? Check out our Return Policy.

>All your friends at CD Baby

I though I'd give it a try and come up with something a bit off the wall, in the end we decided it wasn't the direction we wanted to go and decided to keep it serious, so these relics have never seen the light of day, until now.....

PS if you want real humour check out my buddy @goldenarms he writes some funny stuff. 

<h1>Order Confirmation</h1>

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Sometime very soon, Phil or Eli will be personally getting your order ready for shipment. 

This is a delicate process; first we need to active our ozone purification system, then the super-extra-amazing dust extraction machine with triple HEPA filtration, to ensure a sterile environment. Next we bathe in a quadruple acid bath and air dry in an oxygen free room. Then we don white sterile garments and an external respirator and mask. We then enter the order packing chamber and handle your products with PVC free tongs, they are inspected by retina scan and photon recognition to guarantee they are high quality and free of any defects. They are then wrapped and packed with the finest degree of care. Finally we perform the secret PHELI MINT-packing appreciation ceremony. All before getting you package to the post office for shipping. Although sometimes we are busy and we skip all those steps but we are careful.

You will get additional notification when it has been sent.

Then we were going to follow it up with this;

<h1>Shipping Confirmation</h1>

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[Source](https://www.amazon.com/Postman-Kevin-Costner/dp/0790736500)

Your package has been through the rigorous and thorough Pheli Mint packing process and is now safely in the hands of the amazing postal service you chose to handle the delivery.

Through rain and sleet and snow, they will ensure your parcel arrives safely. But if from some reason the end of the world occurs prior to your parcel arriving please remain calm. We saw that movie The Postman, with Kevin Costner one time and we are sure someone will take it upon themselves to deliver all the left over mail.

If you want to make sure, your parcel in tracked, so please check that out. 

<h3>Speaking of the postman, have you seen it? My cousin was in love with it when we were kids and made me watch it all the time, but it's pretty cheesy. /h3>

<h1> So what do you guys think? I think I should leave the humour to @goldenarms, it was probably better we decided to keep it serious</h1>

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