Tomorrow's Yesterday Today: March 27th by prufarchy

funny · @prufarchy · Mar 27 '17

$3.63

Tomorrow's Yesterday Today: March 27th

##### In Today's Tomorrow's Yesterday Today: Americans out of crap to buy, Bees get a crappy deal, and the FDA serves up a hot plate of bullcrap. 

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##### This is satire, but only just barely.
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