Hey every drunk little guy at the bar. by punchline

punchline · @punchline · Jan 16 '18

$69.27

Hey every drunk little guy at the bar.

I know all of you little drunk guys fantasize that your showdown is going to go like this...

https://media.giphy.com/media/26vUu6IFYSWBcSGL6/giphy.gif

But it doesn't work like that in real life. 

It's more like this...

<a href="https://imgflip.com/gif/22sz0b"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/22sz0b.gif" title="made at imgflip.com"/></a>

1st Gif from Giphy
2nd from imgflip

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@warudo · Jan 16 '18

You give a punchline tonight,  what a meaningful post,  it requires deep thinking.. Kudos to you @punchline

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@rocksg · Jan 16 '18

Such a angry face and fake smile. Love these looks.

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@maleudi · Jan 17 '18

hahaha... nice post... +follow + upvote

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@bluetower · Jan 17 '18

The second Gif is the same greeting I get when I try to pick up hot chicks in the karaoke bar.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/hEiCRfWJxvwcw/giphy.gif

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@trafalgar · Jan 17 '18

$9.16

haha was seriously going to do something really similar, but you beat me to it

👍 trafalgar, punchline

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@punchline · Jan 17 '18

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/kc2-Kh8Qkr43vCz8pozWHagl4sU=/fit-in/246x300/pic2555214.jpg

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