Crazy Pete’s Crypto Conspiracy - Futures Manipulation (Comedy Open Mic Round 39) by raj808

comedyopenmic · @raj808 · Oct 25 '21 (edited)

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Crazy Pete’s Crypto Conspiracy - Futures Manipulation (Comedy Open Mic Round 39)

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@nathanmars · Nov 24 '18

$0.03

Hey man!!

I absolutely enjoyed watching your vlog and I can’t believe that you had hidden Talents in you!!

Loving your creativity !!

The real manipulation is in our mind and no body is manipulating the market and one must continue to learn how the real world works. Investing is game and if one person decided to invest in something then they must learn this game throughly. 

Most people can’t think long term and can’t make decisions for their own life and they’ll always find someone else to blame. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5h7adol1OjY

Sorry if I disagree with your opinions but I absolutely enjoyed watching and thanks again for coming out of your shell and creating content on Dtube :)

👍 raj808

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@raj808 · Nov 24 '18 (edited)

$0.04

Ha ha, Nathan... This is 100% a comedy post m8, so nothing I'm saying here is really my opinions lol well...maybe the part at the end when 'Crazy Pete' says hodl your crypto + buy more steem. That is my plan.\n\nbut in this dtube vid I'm playing a character, sort of like an over exaggeration of the conspiracy nutters you see on the internet. Most of the comedy posts I've done in the past have been like this one, character sketches. I am gonna do a proper dtube snap soon mate. A vlog where it is actually me speaking on subject/s that reflect my world view etc but this post is definitely just for fun, as the disclaimer says at the end of this video 😉\n\n> The opinions of Crazy Pete are not the opinions of raj808. Crazy Pete does not exist...\n\n😂 I'm glad you enjoyed the comedy sketch\n\nP.s. I love Bob Marley's music brother. He said it right when he said - emansipate yourselves from mental slavery 🙂\nPosted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

👍 nathanmars

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@nathanmars · Nov 24 '18

Loving the  'Crazy Pete' 

Look forward to more craziness on Dtube and I don't think we've crazy thinkers here and you're gonna shine !!

Have a lovely weekend too!!

👍 permatachannel

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1 reply

@buttcoins · Nov 26 '18

What.  Crypto Pete’s not real.  I feel so disillusioned 🤭

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2 replies

@ocupation · Nov 24 '18

$0.09

zasntx8o2

Crypto against the world 😂😂
Enjoyed watching 👍👍

👍 nathanmars, raj808

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@raj808 · Nov 24 '18 (edited)

$0.10

Cheers dude. I had a lot of fun making this 😂...and as long as Crazy Pete's message - about hodling your crypto cash so that the lizard eyed mfckers can't squeeze it into a pie for themselves - is reaching the masses.... My work here is done 😉
Thanks for watching

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

👍 nathanmars

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@buttcoins · Nov 26 '18

Bwhahaha.   I’m not gonna be no bean.   Crypto Pete is a wise mofo.  Throttle to the hodl baby!!

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@raj808 · Nov 26 '18

Ha ha, that's the key! Hodl and you too can have a lazer gun and pop shots off at all them Rothchilds while teaching your kids to egg their fkn windows. That's the Crazy Pete crypto dream... and it's a dream I think we can all get behind...

#crazypeteforpresident ?

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@derekrichardson · Nov 26 '18

Hahaha!! That was awesome! I always knew it was those damn lizard eyed aliens controlling the world.

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@raj808 · Nov 26 '18

Awwww shit... Don't get Crazy Pete started on them god damn lizard eyed Illuminati, trench coat, spaceman alien mofo's. Maybe for the next video 😉 

Cause ya know... the truth is out there... and it's crypto shaped

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