I've Discovered The Cause Of @zeartul's Scammy Behavior by randystiefer

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humor · @randystiefer · (edited)
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I've Discovered The Cause Of @zeartul's Scammy Behavior
![Is Zeartul Scott Petersons partially aborted twin brother.jpg](https://res.cloudinary.com/hpiynhbhq/image/upload/v1512141851/ny3kvwqokakc3si5vo53.jpg)
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After Some lazy google searching I've discovered that @zeartul may in fact most likely probably maybe kinda be the partially aborted identical twin brother of notorious wife killer Scott Peterson. It's rare but at times doctors elect to abort one twin to give the other a better chance of survival.  

After somehow surviving the procedure Zeartul was places with the San Diego County SPCA where he was adopted out to none other than the Madoff's who were visiting San Diego on vacation. 

Bernie was quoted as saying, "He looked like a crooked little fellow and I knew I could mold him to someday be a partner at my investment firm Dewy, Screwum, and Howe."
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Let's look at How Scott and Zeartul are a like:

Scott cheated on his wife with a blonde bimbo in Fresno.
Zeartul cheated on Bellyrub's customers with minnowbooster.

Scott lied and said swimming turned his hair blonde.
Zeartul lied and said he was hacked.

Scott hacked up his beloved wife and fed her to the sea.
Zeartul hacked up a beloved whale and fed it to poloniex.

Scott tried to flee to Mexico
Zeartul tried to flee to Barstow(just a guess).

Am I right? I make shit up, you decide!
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A theory begins to unfold...
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We dont need scam!
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