It turns out that I am a lighter thief! by samstonehill

funny · @samstonehill · Jun 23 '17

$13.67

It turns out that I am a lighter thief!

![lighters.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWskRLWMWN6tj2y4feiGzybG6snSQKASU4Zx6FPZgtu7v/lighters.jpg) 

After months of proclaiming my innocence relating to the matter of the constantly disappearing lighters, I was caught red handed today with a total of six lighters in my two pockets.  And I had no idea!

Worse than this I proclaimed that there were no lighters in my pockets, prior to being forced to empty them like a naughty little boy... to reveal this beautiful looking collection you can see here. 

Honestly!  My mind must be very much on Steemit right now... on auto pilot for the rest of life's less interesting necessities.  

---

So, I am sorry Sabrina for all those times I accused you of hiding them.  When they were most likely just in my pockets!

We live and learn.  Some slower than others :)

## And that's okay!

Onward and Upward my friends...

  ![banner UFO post.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmXXAFYJf9mnynZXFB5Pir3xH7P1bTtqXivrhSjW87oQFf/banner%20UFO%20post.jpg)

I leave you with a shot of a Perpignan orchard in Spring at the foot of the Pyrenees, South of France 2015

Stare at that for a few moments and being a lighter thief don't matter any more :)

 ![Latest version - needs tweaking.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmYpARPG8LNh4XnahUknPmJB6NN9LgEsavVVFdoyswkJmz/Latest%20version%20-%20needs%20tweaking.jpg)

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@nicetea · Jun 23 '17

Hey, there is my lighter! ;)

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@samstonehill · Jun 24 '17

Haha. You’ll have to come to Bali to get it back :) Thank you for the comment.

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@dzboston33 · Jun 23 '17

You thief.. How could you!?!? I'm guilty of the same but with pens!

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@samstonehill · Jun 24 '17

Thank you for your comment. You should make a post about it :D

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@comet · Jun 23 '17

@samstonehill this is so me hehe.  I too have suffered the shame of being the dreaded lighter thief.  The worst is when you can tell everyone knows its you but your so ashamed that you just play dumb.

Stay strong and keep your hands out your pockets until things cool down haha.

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@samstonehill · Jun 24 '17

I decided to stop wearing pants so I didn’t have anywhere to hide them once they’re stolen but that just means I’ve been walking around with lighters in my hands.

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@moataz · Jun 23 '17

We all have that one friend... LOL

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@samstonehill · Jun 24 '17

Good thing we're only cyber-friends ;)

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@moataz · Jun 24 '17

Hehehe

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@charles1 · Jun 23 '17 (edited)

No need to blame yourself @samstonehill , blame it on steemit that is so fun and amzing that we forget about other things and think only about Powering up.  Sabrina will understand.

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@samstonehill · Jun 24 '17

Thanks for your comment, she is starting to understand :)

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@charles1 · Jun 24 '17

Absolutely

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@chhaylin · Jun 23 '17

$1.22

Haha, very creative post. :D

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@samstonehill · Jun 24 '17

Thank you. I’ll keep up the good work :)

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@queeneleanor · Jun 23 '17

lmfao...too funny...hey, we all have our vices!! haha :)

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@samstonehill · Jun 24 '17

Yes, mine is primarily steemit at the moment. Stealing lighters is only a part-time job ;)

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@mirhimayun · Jun 23 '17

Nice Collection you have there...I love the Round one "Striker" probably.  I like its Spark

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@samstonehill · Jun 24 '17

Yes, that one is rare here on the island of Bali. I have since lost them all but gotten a blue striker which doesn't leave my side!

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@mirhimayun · Jun 24 '17

Together forever till death do us apart...lol

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@ace108 · Jun 23 '17

Don't go to the police station and surrender yourself now.
There's still a bunch of people waiting to attend you steemit lectures. :-)

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@samstonehill · Jun 24 '17

They will be returned to their rightful owner. The police are off my back for now ;)

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@ace108 · Jun 24 '17

Then it's safe to invite them to your steemit lectures.

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@makrotheblack · Jun 23 '17

Have you by any chance been to my house because I've managed to loose about 6 lighters very recently,in fact I must loose about that many on  most  weeks. Have no idea where they go. Any tips from a lighter thief about how not to have your lighter stolen would be much appreciated

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@samstonehill · Jun 24 '17

I used to wear mine on a string around my neck, that should be enough :)

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@yakuhi · Jun 23 '17

funny, I have the same problem here, my lighters keep disappearing and nooo one ever claims to be responsible >.<

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@samstonehill · Jun 24 '17

Put it around your neck :) and try to get some more honest friends if you can.

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@yakuhi · Jun 24 '17

$0.04

Haha, it's no biggy, it's sort of a smoker's habitI think. We light it up, hand goes reflexively into our pockets. We've all done it lol.

👍 samstonehill

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@therealdoapsauce · Jun 24 '17

Lol, you're "that guy"! its cool, i do the same on the dl.

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