13 Stupid Questions People Ask All The Time by sauravrungta

sarcasm · @sauravrungta · Sep 7 '16

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13 Stupid Questions People Ask All The Time

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<p>Has it ever happened to you where someone asks you the stupidest question in the most obvious situations and you just couldn’t help but answer very sarcastically that sounds so mean but so satisfying at the same time? Been there done that!&nbsp;</p>
<p>I don’t know what it is with us people that sometimes, we just downgrade to our former unintelligent chimpanzee like state and start acting dumb or to put it mildly, “unintelligible”. It often happens when we are interacting with our friends because they are the only people in front of whom we can let our self-built guard down.</p>
<p>So, in this post I’m going to tell you about some of the stupidest questions that people ask and “an appropriate” response to these questions. Enjoy!</p>
<p><img src="https://s9.postimg.org/jei20m7wv/Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg" width="1024" height="683"/></p>
<p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facepalm#/media/File:Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg">Image Credits</a></p>
<p><strong>Q: (At the movies) Hey what are you doing here?</strong></p>
<p>A: Well, I got an invite for this satanic ritual gathering which I’m very much into…..Why are YOU here?</p>
<p><strong>Q: (After a haircut) Did you have a haircut?</strong></p>
<p>A: What? My hair is shorter?? I don’t remember cutting my hair! Oh my god! It’s the aliens, I tell you. It’s the aliens. (Runs away screaming)</p>
<p><strong>Q: (Friend calls you at your home on your landline) Where are you?</strong></p>
<p>A: Driving a car. I’m approaching a tunnel. (hangs up)</p>
<p><strong>Q: (After an accident) Are you hurt?</strong></p>
<p>A: (with a creepy smile) No, I’m enjoying my agony. I find pleasure in pain. Can you hit my car again? Pleeaaaseee!</p>
<p><strong>Q: (At the ground floor waiting for an elevator) Are you going up?</strong></p>
<p>A: Nope. Going down. Satan called. Can’t ignore that guy, you know!</p>
<p><strong>Q: (Call at 2 o’ clock at night) Are you sleeping?</strong></p>
<p>A: No, I’m on my way to assassinate this high profile guy. No biggie! Watchya want? Want me to kill someone for you too? Or better yet, want me to kill you? (hangs up)</p>
<p><strong>Q: (At a funeral) Why, why him of all people?</strong></p>
<p>A: Better him than me!</p>
<p><strong>Q: (At college library, holding a book) Are you studying?</strong></p>
<p>A: No, I like flipping pages in my spare time! It soothes me :)</p>
<p><strong>Q: (When you’re injured and bleeding) Is that blood?</strong></p>
<p>A: No, it’s just my inner awesomeness seeping through my skin.&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Q: (Seeing my cat’s litter box) Oh, you have a cat?</strong></p>
<p>A: No, of course not. That one’s for me. I poop in a litter box. Just something I enjoy!!</p>
<p><strong>Q: (A teacher in classroom) Why do I hear people talking?</strong></p>
<p>A: Umm, because you have ears??</p>
<p><strong>Q: (Guests at home) Hey do you have a bathroom?</strong></p>
<p>A: No, we take dumps in the backyard!</p>
<p><strong>Q: (The waiter asks at a restaurant) Would you like a table?</strong></p>
<p>A: No thanks! I am here to stand in a corner and watch people eat.</p>
<p>Alternately,</p>
<p>A: No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. A carpet for 5 please!!</p>
<p><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/26ufo6rjZ8SFQZNza/giphy.gif" width="500" height="242"/></p>
<p><a href="http://funnyjunk.com/Mfw+people+asks+obvious+stupid+questions/funny-gifs/5036506/">Gif Credits</a></p>
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<p>Don't forget to follow me @sauravrungta. I post everyday :)</p>
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@virtualgrowth · Sep 7 '16

Did I just read this?
Did you write this?
Did I follow you?
Did you just read my question?

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@sauravrungta · Sep 7 '16

i see what you did there...... :P

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@bitcalm · Sep 8 '16

You must be English. This kind of sarcasm can only come from an Englishman. If not, apply for a passport! You deserve it. :)

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@sauravrungta · Sep 8 '16

no, I'm actually Indian....but yeah, the Englishmen were here for centuries. I guess they left their humour behind ;)

👍 bitcalm

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@cryptogee · Sep 8 '16

>Q: (A teacher in classroom) Why do I hear people talking?
<
>A: Umm, because you have ears??

>Q: (Guests at home) Hey do you have a bathroom?
>
>A: No, we take dumps in the backyard!

My two faves :-)

*Cg*

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@sauravrungta · Sep 8 '16

haha! thanks for reading :D

👍 nikhil.jalan

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@krnel · Sep 8 '16

Yes, stating the obvious seems to be a growing form of idiocy that people are unaware of.

"Hey look, a tree!"

"Look, there a sign there!"

If it's obvious... you don't need to say it at all...

👍 krnel

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@sauravrungta · Sep 8 '16

I know right??? Why do we say things just for the sake of it? I will never know! haha
thanks for reading :D

👍 jaredandanissa, nikhil.jalan

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@ines-f · Sep 8 '16

This is hilarious! 
I love "Oh, you have a cat?"
"No, of course not. That one’s for me. I poop in a litter box."
This one had me laughing out loud.

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@sauravrungta · Sep 8 '16

haha! Glad I could make someone laugh! :D
Thanks for reading :)

👍 ines-f, jaredandanissa, nikhil.jalan, cnmtz

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@quantumanomaly · Sep 8 '16

Good stuff, gave me quite the chuckle.  This is generally referred to as "non-complementary behavior" and I'm a big fan of it.  Little ways to disrupt the somewhat automated pathways we take in conversation and in action.  I'll be keeping the elevator response in mind when I go to work lol.

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@sauravrungta · Sep 8 '16

Nice to read the psychological perspective :D

👍 cmtzco, nikhil.jalan

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@jed78 · Sep 8 '16

My favorite, when I'm selling tomatoes at a farmer's market:
Are the tomatoes gluten free?    .....Say What???

👍 anca3drandom

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@sauravrungta · Sep 8 '16

hahahahah!!! :D

👍 nikhil.jalan, cnmtz

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@anca3drandom · Sep 8 '16

These were really funny!

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@sauravrungta · Sep 8 '16

thank you :)

👍 southbaybits

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@kiwideb · Sep 10 '16

When I've been asked the question "Do you have a bathroom" I usually just say "No" and stare at them blankly for a few seconds, before relenting.

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@sauravrungta · Sep 10 '16

haha! that's the way to do it! :D
thanks for reading :)

👍 jaredandanissa

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