Attention All #TEAMUSA Officers, Soldiers, Airmen and (teeeehheee) "Seamen"...

National Command has provided this official guide to interrogation for potential #TEAMAUSTRALIA advance operatives who may be infiltrating our rank and file.

Should you encounter potential infiltrators in our ranks, you can rest assured that if they sound like the people in this educational film, they are just American's. However IF they can answer the questions correctly, they can't be one of our typical soldiers. So capture them immediately and take them into custody. It should be easy enough to convince them to go to prison, their entire country was one once so it will feel as if you are taking them home and they should go right along with it.

If you meet with resistance. Apply liberal amounts of chemical agent, "XXX Gold 12.5%" until they render themselves unconscious, which is almost a homey feeling for TeamAustralia.  They will not put up a fight under the influence of XXX Gold, however, prior to application of the agent on the forces, the area should be cleared of small mammals and wild game.

<center>https://youtu.be/S4RIAOgDHnU<br/>Drunk Australians Answer Basic American Trivia</center>

For more information about interrogating TeamAustralia combatants, contact the combatant's wives. They are the foremost experts in the field.

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