[#steemwars] #TeamUSA sends Colonel Allen West to seek out the Aussie base! by sircork

steemwars · @sircork · Jul 2 '17 (edited)

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[#steemwars] #TeamUSA sends Colonel Allen West to seek out the Aussie base!

**STEEM-N-N NEWS : Dateline - July 2, 2017 : 10:32AM EST**

*This just in!*

It seems that TeamUSA is having trouble finding any Australians, since most of them seem to have gone into hiding once they saw how much bigger around the middle that the average American is than them.

In order to try and roust them out of their hiding places, the USA has elected to send Colonel Allen B. West to seek out the Australian domestic home base and destroy it.

<center>![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmXJxtGCMG7sTUZK7Uw6zx9uxnXbjY9oK2prnNdESXJThK/image.png)</center>

According to all we know from the geography courses we slept through in school, we are aware of the approximate whereabouts of Australia and have chosen the famous and efficient and effective Colonel West to infiltrate and destroy their operational rear forces right in their own homeland.

As you may recall from your own superior American schooling, Australia, is "the land down under" so we are sending Colonel West straight to the source. He will find and destroy the base and return home by lunch, if all goes according to plan.

Mr. West sent in this photo along with his last status update, letting us know he had in fact, arrived "down under" and was now seeking the Aussie National HQ.

Let us know when you find it Colonel! We know it's down there somewhere. 

**Good luck And God Speed from all of us at STEEM-N-N News.**

And after these commercial messages we'll be right back with a heart warming story about the happy ending of a mother returning home from Whole Foods, to rescue a father in Minnesota who was left stranded without any precooked food in the residence, babysitting his son alone for nearly 4 hours. 

**That story and more, when we return to STEEM-N-N news. Stay Tuned!**

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@nicnas · Jul 2 '17 (edited)

I was a lil delusional when i posted the original comment.

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@sircork · Jul 2 '17 (edited)

That's ok, I can edit mine to make you less bright :D

👍 nicnas

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@swenger · Jul 2 '17

What a visual of the mother returning home after a distressing visit to WholeFoods!

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@sircork · Jul 2 '17

Not her! HE was the one in the emergency situation! Alone, without a cooked meal for four hours, BABYSITTING! Poor guy.

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@randowhale · Jul 2 '17

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@booster · Jul 2 '17

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@choogirl · Jul 3 '17

You're forgetting an important fact - the international date line. By the time your guy gets to Australia it will already be the middle of next week and Team Australia will be thinking about life post steemwars and planning their winter holidays to north Queensland. He's welcome to stay for a beer though.

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@sircork · Jul 3 '17

So you are saying he's underwater on his timeline so far? :D

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@choogirl · Jul 3 '17

He probably should have started back in March.

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