Facepalm-worthy Contradictions by steeminganarchy

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Facepalm-worthy Contradictions

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<p><img src="https://s22.postimg.cc/6ya50iott/Statue_Facepalm.jpg" width="1067" height="800"/></p>
<p>&nbsp;And some hints as to why they are contradictions. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
&nbsp;</p>
<p>You’re anti-gun, but support the “troops”.<em><strong> &nbsp;(hint: &nbsp;troops use guns) </strong></em><br>
</p>
<p>You support animal rights and abortion. <em><strong>&nbsp;(hint: &nbsp;abortion is a euphemism for murder) </strong></em><br>
</p>
<p>You say you’re “pro life” but support war. <em><strong>&nbsp;(hint: &nbsp;war involves murder, which is anti-life) </strong></em><br>
</p>
<p>You’re a peace activist that collects government welfare. &nbsp;<em><strong>(hint: government “welfare” funds are obtained through coercion and theft known as “taxation”) </strong></em><br>
</p>
<p>You believe people that have Cannabis should be thrown in a cage, but you crack a beer every night.<em><strong> (hint: &nbsp;people have the right to ingest whatever they want, as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else) </strong></em><br>
</p>
<p>You say you’re not religious, but believe in external government. &nbsp;<em><strong>&nbsp;(hint: &nbsp;external government is a form of religion) </strong></em><br>
</p>
<p>You believe the federal reserve is good, but counterfeiters are bad.<em><strong> (hint: both are frauds) </strong></em><br>
</p>
<p>You believe a person with a gun and a badge stopping you on the highway and demanding payment isn’t committing a crime, but a person with a gun and NO badge stopping you on the highway and demanding payment is committing a crime. &nbsp;<em><strong>(hint: &nbsp;they’re both committing crimes) </strong></em><br>
</p>
<p>You say you don’t care about privacy, but then close your curtains. <em><strong>&nbsp;(no comment necessary, LOL) </strong></em><br>
</p>
<p>You believe a monarchy is terrible, but democracy is great. <em><strong>&nbsp;(hint: &nbsp;they’re both immoral) </strong></em><br>
</p>
<p>You believe a mob boss is detestable, but a president is admirable. <em><strong>&nbsp;(hint: &nbsp;they’re both detestable mob bosses)&nbsp;</strong></em></p>
<p><em><strong>Thanks for your time and attention!</strong></em></p>
<p><em><strong>Just say "NO" to slavery!</strong></em></p>
<p>Top image is from pexels.com</p>
<p><img src="https://s3.postimg.org/p6jh7armr/My_Steem_Logo.gif"/></p>
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@tts · Aug 12 '18

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👍 beardedheretic

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@lucylin · Aug 12 '18

I like posts that get to the point!

Permission to plagiarize the hell out of this?  

 lolol

👍 beardedheretic, gymrat73

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@steeminganarchy · Aug 12 '18

Spread the truth far and wide, sir.  I am but a messenger.  Go for it.

👍 burntoblog, beardedheretic, gymrat73

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@lanzjoseg · Aug 12 '18

A tremendous contradiction difficult to break but not impossible to solve, only by going through the prism and focusing on the two realities ..
Greetings my dear friend ..

Here is a new installment of the Nerd team

[EQUIPO NERD  - Episodio 9](https://steemit.com/spanish/@lanzjoseg/3aclw5-equipo-nerd-episodio-8)

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@steeminganarchy · Aug 13 '18

Thanks Jose.  Good to hear from you.

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@kafkanarchy84 · Aug 14 '18

YEP!

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