A VERY Good Sense Of Humor by steemmatt

punchline · @steemmatt · Apr 20 '18 (edited)

$8.23

A VERY Good Sense Of Humor

Mandy had to laugh when she found out that her prankster brother put colloidal silver in her boyfriend's lube.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/3oKIPeBlTf2mlaC0vK/giphy.gif

We'll see if she's still seeing the silver lining in this when she sees what the rest looks like.

[Source](https://media2.giphy.com/media/3oKIPeBlTf2mlaC0vK/giphy.gif)

@steemmatt

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@konasharmin · Apr 20 '18

Hahaha very nice funny
I like it this joke...

👍 steemmatt

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@obaidb2 · Apr 20 '18

$0.06

Lol,she looks like insidious chapter 4 lol...

👍 steemmatt

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@coruscate · Apr 20 '18

$0.06

hahahaha omg.

👍 steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Apr 20 '18 (edited)

$1.27

Ahhhh! Given your vote setting, "I wonder what @coruscate would think if she read this," literally ran through my head when I was debating on the punchline... Then I thought, ehhh, she's way too busy to catch this, it's safe... 

30 minutes later...

👍 coruscate

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@coruscate · Apr 20 '18

$0.32

Hahah are you kidding? This was fuckin hilarious. 

Also SO funny that you thought that and I happen to comment on this one. Good timing I guess. 😜

👍 steemmatt

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@acolucky · Apr 20 '18

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Her backside is like the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz.

👍 steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Apr 20 '18

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The silver standard of manual curation and engagement, @acolucky.

👍 acolucky

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@acolucky · Apr 20 '18

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The gold standard is when I move in with you.

👍 steemmatt

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@tristancarax · Apr 20 '18

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I kind of threw-up in my mouth and laughed at the same time.

👍 steemmatt

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@trafalgar · Apr 20 '18

$9.75

you think that's bad you should see her asshole

👍 trafalgar, steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Apr 20 '18

Think Mad Max - Witness Me!!

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