The SMT Timeline Is Dark And Full Of Terrors by steemmatt

joke · @steemmatt · Jan 19 '19 (edited)

$1.22

The SMT Timeline Is Dark And Full Of Terrors

Without horsing around too much, I can't quite put my little finger on when Ned will finally unveil SMT-lite.  Lord knows that every new update we get seems to be in stark contrast to everything we've heard before.

_Simulation of SMTs saving Steem:_

https://media2.giphy.com/media/xT8qAXuVTsspW55AlO/giphy.gif

GoT anything else to add? 

@steemmatt

<sup>If you haven't seen or read Game of Thrones, sorry, not sorry!</sup>

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@tamaralovelace · Jan 19 '19

lol those updates are about as bipolar as the Florida weather these days!

👍 steemmatt

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@cmplxty · Jan 19 '19

$0.02

I think that SMT’s are something that’s being forced, dangling like a carrot in front of a horse. 

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👍 cmplxty, steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Jan 19 '19

You're totally right. We were supposed to have SMTs in early 2018, but not many people are around to remember than and call out the truth of the matter.  Good for you for being logical about it.  It's a carrot to most people, and an unfair one especially to the businesses/apps that were built for them (and are stuck waiting).

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@felix.herrmann · Jan 19 '19

steem is up again, no saving needed (right now)

👍 steemmatt

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@steemmatt · Jan 19 '19

Up is relative!  We're still massively down of course.  I actually saw someone  in my city yesterday that looked so close to you I almost gasped thinking it was you on a wild American vacation.

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@felix.herrmann · Jan 20 '19 (edited)

Going to NY without telling you would be massive downvote reason!

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@mightpossibly · Jan 19 '19

$0.06

There's a lot of turmoil going on..

👍 steemmatt

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@adenijiadeshina · Jan 19 '19

I am anxious to see the smt version

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