Steemit and the butt kissing community by thehansman

funny · @thehansman · Aug 12 '17

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Steemit and the butt kissing community

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Read this cunts, since the steem bots push and sissys vote my posts down and stifle me, and because I don't lick arse, I'm complying a positive post hoping a liberal twat will upvote. 

I'm now saying how fucking wonderful every steemonian is, how world changing your copy and pasting is, I submit, I want to be a fag too, its fucking awesome, your all the bomb yall, I changed my mind, I want to be a shill to so I can earn 20 steem dollars a year haha. 

Feel safe in the knowledge that I am sucking my own cock as I write this, covered in my own shit and piss, contemplating how the fuck I can spend my one steem dollar. Your all amazing, when I read your safe and boring, cunty posts, I realise that I now need to go for the complete redemption, with my moral compass is kicking in and all.

Can I get an AMEN from the mother fucking congregation ............ no???? Well fuck you too. Kiss kiss

👍 originalworks, thehansman, motomania, sreepyeldarb

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@unprovoked · Aug 12 '17 (edited)

Let's run the @OriginalWorks mention bot!

!originalworks

👍 originalworks, thehansman

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@originalworks · Aug 12 '17

@OriginalWorks Mention Bot activated by @unprovoked. The @OriginalWorks bot has determined this post by @thehansman to be original material and upvoted it! 

To call @OriginalWorks, simply reply to any post with @OriginalWorks in your message! 

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@motomania · Aug 12 '17

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@sreepyeldarb · Aug 12 '17 (edited)

Awesome stuff! Thanks for allowing me to realise how shitty my work is. LOL Upvoted!

👍 thehansman, sreepyeldarb

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