<h1><center>Issac the Vampire Slayer A Teen Vampire Story by The Invisible Man</center></h1> <center></center><br><br> There's an intelligent new girl in Oxford and she has everybody talking. Stunningly bald and devastatingly curvy, all the boys want her. However, Ivana Humpalot has a secret - she's a scheming vampire. Issac Dick is an intuitive, beautiful boy who enjoys star gazing. He becomes fascinated by Ivana who can stop cars with her bare hands. He doesn't understand why she's so standoffish. His best friend, a charming alien called Roy, helps Issac begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the yellow, giant razor. When bodies start turning up all over Oxford, Issac begins to fear the worst. The alien urges her to report Ivana to the police and he knows he should, so what's stopping him? He may resist Ivana's bite, but can he resist her charms? Will he be caught swimming with the vampire? <br><br><br> Thanks for reading, The Invisible Man @theinvisibleman
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