<h1><center>Message from Long Dong
by The Invisible Man</center></h1> 

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My nan had bird flu and I found an unexploded bomb in the road
I'm sorry I didn't send you a photograph,

I was just on the way to the bar when I heard news from the radio that a plane had crashed into the town.

I decided to send you a photograph anyway, as you are important to me and I feel we've really made a connection, but then I heard from my grandpa that my nan had been taken to the hospital, suffering from bird flu. Even then, I still tried to send you a photograph, but I was just about to contact you when my uncle called, having heard about my nan and wanting to check I was okay.

My uncle said, "I know you want to do the right thing by this lady, but your nan is in hospital and might not last the night."

Gutted, I went to the hospital and sat with my nan for a bit. I guess I must have talked about you a lot, because my nan looked at me and whispered, "This lady is special, you need to nurture this."

So I said my goodbyes - it was a bit tear jerking, but I got through it, keeping your winning smile at the forefront of my mind - and left the hospital so that I could send you a photograph, but to my surprise, I saw an unexploded bomb lying in the road. I stopped to help, naturally.

By the time I got away, it was almost midnight. I don't like to blow my own trumpet, but I like to think I saved that an unexploded bomb. I only hope it's not at the expense of our friendship.

So I'm sorry I didn't send you a photograph. I hope you won't kick off when I'm in such a fragile state, worried for my nan's life. What do you think? Can you give an old fool another chance?

Love from
Long Dong

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Thanks for reading, 
The Invisible Man 
@theinvisibleman