<h1><center>Punished for likening my fingers to a naughty mange tout
by The Invisible Man</center></h1> 

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Dear Mr Wilson,

I am sorry to report that little Monica has been assigned a detention.

As you know, little Monica is usually a very grubby and crazy child. However, today I caught him working during class.

When I asked him to stop, he shouted, "Push Harder" and began dancing with his friend Perry.

Monica aggravated the matter further by calling me a crazy owl and likening my fingers to a naughty mange tout.

Little Monica was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow super jumpers at Springfield Elementary School.

Springfield Elementary School prides itself on being a rancid and crazy establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children working and dancing on the premises. Added to which, my fingers looks nothing like a mange tout, as Ms Jones will testify.

Please ensure that little Monica attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves his super clothing at home.

Yours sincerely
Daryl B. Payne

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Thanks for reading, 
The Invisible Man 
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