Reset The Matrix NOW! No No No NoNONONONO NO! by themerovingian

funny · @themerovingian · Feb 18 '18

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Reset The Matrix NOW! No No No NoNONONONO NO!

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<center><p>I'm sorry I've been away. I've been ill, but as luck would have it just when I return, the comedy gold writes itself.</p>
<p>https://steemitimages.com/DQmYGPogq6ugcLT2DmEYKC3SeQVLETsvJR2sBN656UgZuif/Screen%20Shot%202018-02-18%20at%2010.51.53%20AM.png</p>
<p>This work of genius comes to us from down under, from http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-16/the-case-for-a-pregnant-male-emoji/9453980</p>
<p>I'm not sure I should comment any further than other to say, RESET THIS FUCKED UP MATRIX NOW!</p>
<p>Peresphone time to go, the emoji apocalypse is upon us!</p>
<h4>I blog about the blockchain, shit coins and the people that pump them. Sometimes I stray too.</h4>
<p>https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmRhDtjokAZnGKi4QwheqksKTFo6m4fsjMYsNNrsitC1xk/U5dsnt2Y19qmNJ6S4rHWGSU4yi4wucH.gif</p></center>
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👍 allaz, shreyasgune, steemitbc, linuslee0216, themerovingian

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