<center><h3>Donald Trump is not doing very good lately. I have some suggestions that could improve his performances:</h3><br> ![TRUMP-giphy.gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmW1y9wN1kmB86uiEAUH7ofR8AvL9EwA1MzDg9FfGZPkux/TRUMP-giphy.gif) </center> *** <h3>so here it is:</h3> ![tumblr_ou0ivhIUNB1v1fssvo1_250.gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmQUZUn6zpin5rMu1ZQCcLHFucSCTBgeD8PXEA3odHyHyk/tumblr_ou0ivhIUNB1v1fssvo1_250.gif) <center> 1. he needs a "Straight Man" to pitch talking points to him such as: "What do you think about the latest polls?" or: "Who is the snitch on your staff?" or "How about the New York Times!" ![tumblr_oyln87rPkl1uyav8ao1_250.gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmPj2tnyuQFWWFhtDfKk1psUCFNwJRoUD5DXDxB8ZmS5BY/tumblr_oyln87rPkl1uyav8ao1_250.gif) 1. behind the stage, a percussionist that drum-rolls after he made his point. Or hits the cymbals when he becomes incoherent. https://us-east-1.tchyn.io/snopes-production/uploads/2016/01/animal-muppet.png?resize=542%2C305 1. a cue-card girl that shows the audience how to react, like: CLAP - CHEER - BOO - LOCK HER UP - MAGA etc http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server5200/hc192472/products/315/images/734/MM148_Applause_Card_V3__24127.1359366482.220.220.jpg?c=2 1. for the hard of hearing a midget dressed as a Teletubby he doesn't need to know sign language, just holds up a middle finger during the speech. http://img.over-blog.com/174x300/3/55/23/77/uoiyfutydrt.png </center> *** <center> <h3>Meanwhile, back at the office</h3> ![TrumpFucked.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbgDLH1r2mysrxCiMMzANZ43bPrAq2XeHDPrqMwEPy3Ah/TrumpFucked.jpg) https://i.imgur.com/XTm9ze5.gif https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Eu-Nv4LICc0/Wk8o4dv4inI/AAAAAAABVNA/ug4RWu0_6Gc3LsTncViPalEz36tzKz1FgCLcBGAs/s1600/trump-head-looney-tunes.gif </center> *** <center><img src="http://2597378-332654215428368134.preview.editmysite.com/uploads/2/5/9/7/2597378/steemit-text_1_orig.jpg"></center>
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Looking forward to the end of this reign of terror
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I feel for you guys - after all I was your "Canadian neighbor" for over 40 years before I returned to Austria. Thanks for checking in. There might be some friends of mine that may be mad at me for this, but boo-hooo
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Yeah, it has become a complete circus over here. Trump has turned us all against each other. A huge dark cloud over democracy and basic decency. Just gotta stay inside until the storm passes!
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Great suggestions! ![muppetlike.gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmShAzeCALTixjrEguPuTzLgsCeS8k3FD2fXpFyJJdSrpm/muppetlike.gif)
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thank you! I might steal that GIF, haha
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Another suggestion: Donald should go back to doing what he does best. ![donaldtheass.gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmUEipf1zdTGHAoe2esY9SMrL3F9dAfFoQdbvAiAn3Z1ro/donaldtheass.gif) Making an ass of himself. (:
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That made my day! 🤣😎👍
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Thank you!
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Hahah, lustig! Hast du das Video am Anfang gemacht? Erinnert mich an MIB! :-)
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Ja, MIB, mich auch - hab es irgendwo gefunden und sofort runtergeladen. Ich habe einen ganzen Haufen Trump Memes gesammelt.
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