What happens if you hold a fart too long? by trumpman

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hive-128773 · @trumpman · (edited)
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What happens if you hold a fart too long?
Will you explode? Will you start flying like a balloon? Will it head towards other body exits like your mouth or your ears?

Watch the video below and find out! Spoiler alert: A burb fart is actually a thing! Amazing!!!

https://youtu.be/KrkOzwJs2cw
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@bearbear613 · 
what are you using? A cork?
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@belemo · 
Such a profound and philosophical question. 🌚
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@trumpman · 
Indeed!
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@trumpman ·
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[tweetfart](https://mobile.twitter.com/AriaKourada/status/1239997979831996418)
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@epic-fail · 
Proof of Sharing of Fart, great job promoting this amazing community !
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@trumpman · (edited)
Its an honor and a blessing to be part of it.
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@josua1 ·
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I wonder how eating can even affect how loud your fart is. It just goes to show you never stop learning in this lifetime.
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@epic-fail · 
Beans are known as the musical fruit because they make you toot
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@trumpman · 
Beans do wonders for. Also milk, but only if I have two glasses or more. I guess the latter depends on your lactose intolerance levels.
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@josua1 · 
And at first I thought it was just a fun contribution to pass the time in between, but wrongly thought, instead I'm learning a lot about farts and our influence on them, which I never expected. xD
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@beelzebubba · 
i think something happened to Kenny in SouthPark because of holding one in too long.  Spoiler alert!  He dies
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