ZapFic Writing Contest Entry Week 59: Mother Nature by whatisnew

zapfic · @whatisnew · May 13 '19

$1.18

ZapFic Writing Contest Entry Week 59: Mother Nature

<center>This is my entry for the ZapFic Writing Contest by @felt.buzz for Week 59:  Prompt-whole.</center>

<center>**Mother Nature**</center>

The Greek Goddess wanted her cruel husband's **undivided** attention so she rumbled the sky with thunder and a lightning bolt hit his butt.  Gaia yelled, "Your anus will burn for eternity Uranus!  Don't mess with Mother Nature!"

<center>***#zapfic by @felt.buzz***</center>

👍 nathanmars, qurator, sbi2, felt.buzz, traciyork, djynn, arcange, freewritehouse, svashta, emwalker, brisby, omra-sky, janton, justaboutart, shasta, improv, incinboost, khasa, accelerator, steemkeepers, darthgexe, d00k13, snowyknight, qberry, jadabug, rycharde, karbon, raphaelle, urme33, yadamaniart, rai-jin, pgshow, jayrod, ntowl, stinawog, bergelmirsenpai, jayna, nwjordan, jlsplatts, skycae, nonaxd, juliamulcahy, barleycorn, coquiunlimited, lunamoon, smarmy, khaldeesi, numberjocky, freyamber, vividessor, iamangierose, suman156, siniceku, blewitt, verhp11, marcoriccardi, theleapingkoala, mariajruizb, paulmoon410

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@felt.buzz · May 13 '19

Ouch! 😅

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@whatisnew · May 13 '19

Haha!  Burn baby burn!  Your anus and Uranus...get it?  Both words are pronounced the same.  : )

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@felt.buzz · May 13 '19

Yes I got it! :)

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@omra-sky · May 14 '19

$0.03

Wait, I still don't get it. &#128514;

👍 sbi8, whatisnew, jadabug

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@traciyork · May 14 '19

@felt.buzz tweeted this post and said something along the lines of, "Never upset a Goddess - it won't end well."

My reaction after reading your wicked excellent #zapfic, combined with the wording of his tweet...

<center>https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYunAI4j10uWbFm/giphy.gif
<a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/ifc-laugh-high-l0MYunAI4j10uWbFm">via GIPHY</a></center>

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@whatisnew · May 15 '19

HaHa!  I love what @felt.buzz wrote and your reaction now has *me* laughing!  They say that laughter is contagious.  LOL! Thanks so much for your kind words @traciyork and I am happy that @felt.buzz and I were able to give you a good laugh.  Thanks for stopping by!  : )

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@felt.buzz · May 15 '19

😅😍

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@janton · May 18 '19

Haha! That's so funny Butterfly! oh, and howdy this fine Friday night. Hey it's the weekend again, what are your big plans?
I think it's been awhile since I gave you some tokens too. 
!ENGAGE 100

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@whatisnew · May 18 '19

Happy to have made you smile @janton!  : )
My plans for this weekend is to go to the park on Saturday if it is sunny.  What are your plans for this weekend?
OMG!  More tokens?!?!  Thanks so much!!!  *Hugs!*
Let me answer your replies from earlier today.

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@janton · May 18 '19

Howdy Butterfly! My plans are to just work on steemit and things around the place, Mrs. J went to Ohio to visit family so it's just me and Jack here and I got a big list of jobs to get done. You're very welcome for the tokens, you deserve them.

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@misterengagement · May 18 '19

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