Yep  - it's our real names :) Honestly, we made this in about 1-2 hours. It's not our 'opinions' we simply pulled all the coins, split them up by marketcap and made distinct responses depending on the subset they are in. Any funny particular ones we did separately.  

We have received massive engagement...very unexpectedly, so we'll start a funny (yet oddly informative) newsletter, and adds some cool features and coin dashboards.  

Some people think it would be cool to make a shittiness algo. So, coinmarket cap ranks by marketcap..we can show that data, but also rank 'shittiness' lol (and everything is a shitcoin perhaps, even BTC being top-tier lol...defining a coin as a shitcoin or not seems a bit polarizing)

Maybe some 'shitty' merch too..

Anyways..I'll stop babbling. Cheers and glad you got a kick out of it :D