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NOPE. Sorry, but this alien DESPERATELY NEEDS a kindly wing-woman's advice. He could have saved himself a bit of money (and a rough hangover) and a lot of embarrassment if he had just ordered the first woman at the bar a drink.... I'd say something sweet, bubbly and feminine (like her of course)... a flute of Billecart-Salmon Rosé Brut champagne to be exact... or better, a flight of flutes... no, wait...even better yet! A champagne magnum complete with sparklers! Everyone at the bar will want to know...who is this mysterious high roller?....
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Haha that would work wonders! P.S: This is just a comedy btw :) Thanks for the awesome advice!
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