Entry riddle contest @mrday

=KENTUT=
Ditengah suasana serius dlm rapat sekolah, tiba-tiba ada yg kentut.Inilah komentar setiap guru.
Guru Biologi: ini merupakan ciri ciri makhluk hidup dalam melanjutkan hidupnya.
Guru PKN: Inilah salah satu ciri khas bangsa kita. suka menahan diri sampe akhirnya kebobolan sendiri.
Guru Fisika: Inilah tenaga dalam. tenaga yg dipakai tidak terlalu besar, tetapi hasilnya luar biasa.
Guru seni: bunyinya terletak di nada F* Guru bahasa Indonesia: aromanya sulit diungkapkan lewat kata kata.
Guru agama: Inilah salah satu yg membatalkan wudhu.
Guru geografi: Posisi keberadaannya mengikuti arah angin.
Guru Kimia: H2S yang mengotori Atmosfer.
Guru Ekonomi : Inilah prinsip utama untuk hasil besar dari pengeluaran sekecil kecilnya.
Guru matematika: Baunya tidak dapat dikali tapi bisa dibagi.
Guru Sosiologi: salah satu perilaku menyimpang pada sikap seseorang.
Guru Sejarah: ini salah satu sebab terjadinya perang dalam sejarah dunia.
GURU KIMIA: inilah hasil dari proses perubahan zat padat menjadi Gas yang memabukan.

English

= Fart =
Amid the serious atmosphere in school meetings, suddenly there is a fart.Inilah comment every teacher.
Biology Teacher: This is the hallmark of living things in continuing life.
PKN Teachers: This is one of the characteristics of our nation. like to hold back until finally conceded themselves.
Physics Teachers: This is inner power. power used is not too big, but the results are amazing.
Art teacher: the sound lies in the tone F * Indonesian teacher: the aroma is difficult to express through words.
Religious teacher: This is one of those who abrogate ablution.
Geography teacher: The position of its existence follows the direction of the wind.
Chemistry Guru: H2S that pollutes the Atmosphere.
Economics Master: This is the main principle for the great outcome of small expenditure.
Mathematics teacher: The smell can not be multiplied but can be shared.
Teacher Sociology: one of deviant behavior on one's attitude.
History Teacher: This is one of the causes of war in the history of the world.
CHEMICAL TEACHER: this is the result of the process of converting solids into intoxic Gas.

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