The Complete Axe-Murderer Kit! ( no extras required if used outdoors) - ![106.JPG](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmb5F12fUUjCtQtMbMVoupX2Gvfn1ERGncPNEgSnFmqEQi/106.JPG) My latest acquisition, I thought Shakira ( Favourite Daughter) and I were pretty good at this . The World Record is 118db! The average Motorcycle is 90db! - ![125.JPG](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmQhVoN8tStYfjqMMFrenJXoFNvnmSn6XnQK1gHDWrgn2F/125.JPG) Looks like someone's Teenager is missing again? - ![130.JPG](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmUQaxWzrovHpbR9nkNntL4y75TvHsndFGCVH9bRK3XibF/130.JPG) All arrived via WhatsApp, not my property. Captions are my own. I have been accused of having a somewhat twisted sense of humour, I am not sure if everyone will find these funny? -
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$trdo
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Ha Ha nice funny article. $trdo
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Very interested
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I enjoy your sense of humour
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Hahaha hehehe hohoho wow that's awesome..
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Unicorn is best of these, have a good day! Posted using [Partiko Android](https://partiko.app/referral/sheikh27)
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That first one made me laugh - not good, I suppose. Deb and I have been watching too many reruns of the Closer on TV lately, lol
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