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<p><em>Last week, a former classmate told me this embarassing experience he had while he was in college during the late 1990s.</em></p>
<p>At that time he was in law school. He and his buddies were staying over at a rich classmate's house on a rainy Friday night. They ate dinner there and were all having fun playing Playstation games like NBA Live '98 and Tekken.</p>
<p>The others noticed that my classmate had not been around for nearly an hour. At that moment, my classmate came back to the guys in the living room looking pale like he was scared of something. They asked him what's wrong.</p>
<p>He told the the group that they all need to come look at something. He would not mention what, so they all followed him to the bathroom. </p>
<p>He lifts the lid on the toilet seat. Floating in the toilet bowl was the largest turd (<em>tubul</em> in Filipino) they have ever seen in their lives. It was about the size of one of those black flashlights carried by security guards. </p>
<p>He said that he was painfully trying to poop it out for over half an hour and it was the most laborious thing he'd ever experienced in his whole life. His friends tried to control their laughter as they tried to find liquid bleach in the kitchen to break up the turd and flush it. Luckily they did flush the monster turd away.</p>
<p>After that embarrassing incident, my former classmate never dared to stay overnight at a friend's house anymore.</p>
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