RE: Only When I Have To by idikuci

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funny · @idikuci ·
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DW mate, we all need a little help at times.

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I hear the trick is roughage
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@dandesign86 ·
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What the hell did that elephant eat ? A palm tree ?
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@steemmatt ·
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Hahahah.  Such a good reply.
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@dandesign86 ·
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Haha but seriously. That's some good fiber in the diet
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@idikuci · 
personally looks more like seaweed. But I guess it is coming out.
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@steemmatt ·
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Holy f'in sh*t man.  God my stomach feels like a dishwashing machine right now.
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@idikuci · 
Really? This isn't even the @steemnsfw comment. maybe I should up my game
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@howtostartablog ·
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If you think your job sucks..
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@idikuci · 
Yeah, Imagine putting that on a resume

## Special Skills
* Once pulled tree from elephant's anus
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@trafalgar · 
wonder if that was in the job description
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