Viewing a response to: @b00m/just-drink-the-damn-stuff
You'll never know when she's faking it! "Oh you're so big" will never *ever* sound sincere enough!
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| author | jedau |
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| root_title | "Just Drink the Damn Stuff" |
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Wait, am I not so big? Has it all been an elaborate lie # *SOB!!!*
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| author | meesterboom |
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| jedau | 0 | 26,120,261,898 | 42% |
I hate to break it to you, Mag-BOOM P.I.. But... erm. Yours is as big as a horse! Why.. if it were any bigger, it would definitely be able to clean a woman's insides up to their mouths!
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| author | jedau |
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| category | funny |
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And I could retire after a mere six or ten years of it!!
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| author | meesterboom |
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| category | funny |
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