Is he at least capable of going down to the root cellar? I have some rare heirloom seeds I been keeping down there for when dinosaurs rule over man. 

Long story short Ed who is a great salsa dancer is a horrible DNA sequencer and sliced cat DNA with a frog. Then a dragon named Tony who for whatever reason was not on break farted on the sample. 

Anyway once man evolves into fruit bats and flies to Pluto things short themselves out. Just so long as they never ate that Ontario Apple. Oddly enough that was what that hotdog vender was trying sell which is why we could not meet during that partial decade.