<center>*@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself here again*</center>  <center>*and*</center>   <center>***Today I'd like to talk about what I won't be talking about today.***</center>

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I don't have time to write an introduction, so let's just get right down to it.  These are the top ten reasons why I will not be writing an article today.

# 10 - No Time
I don't have time to write an introduction.  How am I supposed to write a proper article if I don't have time to write it properly?  Think about it.  That's just *wrong*.

# 9 - No Keyboard
I'm not sure where I put my keyboard.  It's impossible to write an article without the necessary tools.  I hope someone didn't steal it.  The last time it went missing, the batteries were gone.  I still haven't been able to solve that puzzle.  It has haunted me for many years and I soon may have to start seeing a shrink or go on a mushroom trip to help bring clarity back to my life.

# 8 - Starving
I'm hungry and I can't think on an empty stomach.  Every time I want to think, I just hear a bland humming sound like my brain is a factory, but they won't let me inside to start my shift at the plant.  All I'm left with are the memories of the good ole' days at work.

# 7 - Blank
See above.  Still having issues.

# 6 - Time to Urinate
I have to piss really bad.  Probably all the coffee I drank.  How can it be?  I drink one cup of coffee, but urinate two cups of liquid?  Where is all of this added moisture coming from?  I measured with an official measuring cup.  The same thing happens when I drink beer, but that ratio is nutty as fuck.  One bottle equals three bottles of piss and sometimes four.  These things don't make sense.  I feel like a piss factory.

# 5 - Beautiful Day
It's nice outside again.  I thought about going outside to write an article, but the invisible wi-fi  cord isn't long enough.  I went to the store the other day to ask for an extension cord to help solve this problem.  I insisted they exist and I made the clerk walk up and down every aisle until he finally said his shift was over and it was time to go home.  He at least apologized for the inconvenience.  I didn't.

# 4 - Blah
I'm feeling lazy enough and fear I might start taking shortcuts.

# 2 - No New Art to Share
Normally, I'd have a new image for everyone to look at, adore, and enjoy.
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Not today...

# 1 - Finally!
I can't think of anything to write besides a lazy top ten list.  That's the main reason why I will not be writing an article today.  I don't want to bore my followers to death with such nonsense.  That's not fair.  They deserve better, so I decided I won't write an article today because they'd just hate me if I did.  I don't want to be hated, I want to be appreciated.  I hope they can all manage to find a way to live a normal life without reading my daily post.  I'm sure they will forgive me if I do end up taking a day off though.  I keep saying I *will* take a day off, but never do.  Today is *the big day.*

### That's All





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