["Sexy Chicks" interpretated as a colloquialism which refers to beautiful and/or sexually attractive women]

Thanks to the invention of the Internet, you cannot find any "sexy chicks" in real life as of mid-1995. At the [end of April in 1995](https://homes.cs.washington.edu/~lazowska/cra/networks.html), NSFNET, the fully US-government controlled original internet infrastructure, was retired after full privatization of the internet and the emergence of the first Internet Service Providers (ISPs).

With this transition, all of the naked and beautiful ladies in the world were uploaded to all computers comprising the newly privatized internet, so that they naturally became subsequently unavailable in the real world. This naturally created the phenomenon of males seeking virtual naked women online, and the coining of the slang term "Not Safe For Work [inter]Net[work]" (NSFWNET) as a reference to all internet pornography (playing off the name of the previously private and now retired NSFNET).

Unfortunately, the new NSFWNET phenomenon tended to cause all men involved with internet pornography to regard and attempt to relate to all remaining women in the real world as if they were purely sexual-function driven cybernetic fantasy automatons, which has resulted in millions of otherwise eligible men rendered incapable of meaningful, committed relations with women, living in the basements of relatives and regularly seeking out distractions in video games and NSFWNET pornography.