Reason 5494 to NOT Have Kids by blewitt

kids · @blewitt · Jan 4 '19

$1.33

Reason 5494 to NOT Have Kids

On New Year’s Eve, my sister Marcia and I spent a good hour plus going through videos of the kids on her phone. The videos were mostly of her sons...my nephews, doing awful or plain ol’ gross shit. We were laughing at how disgusting or awful some of these were and my 2 nieces Hayley and Julie started sending me video clips. So I told her I was going to start popping them up on here as a deterrent for having kids. Sorry @el-cr & @evecab. 😂


In this video taken on April 5th 2016, my nephew Justin was just over 2 years old. My sister Marcia has 6 kids...3 girls, then 3 boys. The last 2 boys...Mason and Justin have by far been the biggest handful with Justin basically being the Spawn of Satan himself. 

https://youtu.be/xahVLyk1Iug

In the video above, my sister was recording Justin...being...let’s say...curious on a car ride. Just take a peek and see one of the thousands of reasons to *NOT* have one of these lil’ shits!

More of these to come. 

Blewitt

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@karinxxl · Jan 4 '19

$0.02

You are aware that dogs lick their own arses right?

:D

👍 blewitt, el-cr

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@blewitt · Jan 4 '19

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@karinxxl · Jan 4 '19

love ya!
https://media.giphy.com/media/d7EWlj76ZlMiY/giphy.gif

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@el-cr · Jan 6 '19

hahahaha very well said!

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@darth-azrael · Jan 7 '19

They will also eat cat poop out of a litter box if given the opportunity.

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@dfinney · Jan 4 '19

Omg. I just snorted. 😂🤣
Such a filthy little man. ☺️

👍 blewitt

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@blewitt · Jan 4 '19

Oh he’s purely disgusting. I have one of him covered in chocolate pudding. His screams are piercing. What a Nightmare. Lol. I have some funny ones coming.

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@abh12345 · Jan 4 '19

$0.02

What's wrong with that?

👍 blewitt

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@blewitt · Jan 4 '19

$0.03

I forgot...the English enjoy toejam. My bad...

👍 abh12345

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@sparkesy43 · Jan 5 '19

$0.02

I believe the English call it ToeMarmalade don't they?

👍 dustsweeper, reeseshara

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3 replies

@abh12345 · Jan 5 '19

There are businesses thriving off toejam - fair enough though, the fish are doing the nibbling.  This guy is a pioneer!

I had a mate at school who'd peel (tough to do in English weather) and eat it.  yeah ok, pretty grim!

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@galenkp · Jan 5 '19

I know adults who would do that still...Just can't reach their feet like that anymore.

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@blewitt · Jan 7 '19

😂 

I know a few of those folks as well!!! I just think people are gross.

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@vincy · Jan 5 '19

Pretty disgusting haha but kids are kids and I just try to turn a blind eye... but if it’s my son I just tell him off haha

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@vincy · Jan 5 '19

Pretty disgusting haha but kids are kids and I just try to turn a blind eye... but if it’s my son I just tell him off I’ll say “ewww that’s disgusting stop doing that!!”

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@blewitt · Jan 7 '19

Lol. Yeah, to be honest...adults are just as gross. I see so many adults picking their noses on their cars. I have a video at one of the conventions I attended in San Diego. I’m on the escalator and I’m filming the crowd and I catch some dude digging for green gold. Awful. Lol

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@sparkesy43 · Jan 5 '19

Where was this Public Service Announcement 4 years ago before my daughter was conceived?

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@blewitt · Jan 7 '19

Right?!?  Think of all the heartache I could have saved if people just knew that kids were gross. Sad

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@el-cr · Jan 6 '19

$0.03

bro hahaha, come on man, go ask your parents what was the most disgusting think you did when you were under 5 yo.  I bet you played with your own shit at least once... at least I did lol.

No, but seriously, you have no idea how the feeling is until you discover you will be a father.  Trust me! give yourself the opportunity to have that feeling and go make  baby LOL

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@blewitt · Jan 7 '19

$0.03

Oh I’m a disgusting disgrace of an adult. I’m sure I was the grossest child. Lol

I’m just messing. I love kids. I never had any of my own as it just didn’t work out that way...and I’m glad for that. I couldn’t imagine having kids with my ex. Yikes!!

But I did remarry and I have 2 step kids...a son and daughter that I consider mine. We are very close and have a great relationship together. But noooooooooo babies for me.

 Lololol

#shitsculpts

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@darth-azrael · Jan 7 '19

Six kids is pretty impressive. I thought four was about as many as anybody could have and survive (at least that's how many I have). It doesn't take long to become immune to very high levels of grossness...

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