LOL Love it. Allow me... 
Meanwhile, at the Tickle Cove general store, Uncle Cecil with his fiddle was was sitting on some casks of salt beef playing a few jigs while the locals were having a scuff. One onlooker noticed that the lid of the fiddler's barrel had cracked and the brine was seeping up. "Uncle Cecil!"He said. "Do you know your arse is in the pickle?" "No," said Uncle Cecil. "But if you can hum it I'll give it a try."