If she really said you look like a cat farted on your face I have fallen in love with a woman.
So I got on today and found that the automated voter, which I'd intended to ditch, but then didn't because lately it was very convenient and almost necessary, seems to have ditched me instead. Just caught up on some of the more important voting. Yes, of course me boom is a part of that! 
On a more gripey note, my back went out on me like an old fucking woman and I'm really pissy about it, had to use a heating pad and everything.  Bullshit I tell you, the universe is an asshole sometimes, can't just let you have one form of anguish at a god damn time.
Okay griping is over.
You with a beard, hm, well if it were to be allowed to grow in fully, you never know. At least a goatee?  ;)