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1) _"I made a face as if a man had just spunked on the toilet seat I wanted to sit on."_ Hmm, I think that's the first time I've seen you say _I made a face as if:_ for what actually happened. Although I suppose this would fit right in to your usual array of (fictional) faces. See? _" a face worthy of a cat eating prunes"_ right by the end. 2) _"Who shakes the pork tambourine in the toilet gym early in the morning?"_ I think that should be _gym toilet,_ not _toilet gym_. Might want to fix that. Also: _"Something slightly smeggy"_ Might want to change that to _smelly_. Stupid autocorrect. 3) Apparently I am once again the only one to notice something important: Why exactly do _**you**_ have baby wait to shave off? Someone's been having fun at the reader's expense. (For a second I thought you were continuing the "writing from someone else's perspective thing," this time from the good lady's.) 4) I commiserate. I really do. But I'm not paying the fees for the psychologist to get over it.
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Ah number 2, I fixed the *toilet gym* - thank you! I did however leave smeggy as it was intentional. It's a very British word. Similar to smeddom which generally implies a gentleman's *issue* :0) And number 3, the baby weight, well, when the good lady popped out the little boom and we all were at peak no sleep it was a time of coffee and chocolate and anything else that could be used as a crutch to get by. I was being slightly mischievous in using it though!
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