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Today I stumbled upon something. Its a little bit out there but bear with me. I think I have uncovered a deep secret that *they* don't want you to know about. Don't worry, I have not gone completely *Flat Earther.* But this is something I feel I have to share. 

Have you noticed the ever increasing popularity of Take-Away coffees? It seems like everywhere you go these days increasing numbers of flaccid faced people are conducting their business whilst grimly clutching take away cups of coffee.

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In fact the number of people not clinging grimly to a plastic topped cardboard cup is decreasing by the day.

Whats wrong with that? I mean everybody loves a coffee right? I must confess that I too am quite fond of the odd triple shot chocka mocka vente benty latte and find that I cannot begin my day without a good *brown dosing.*

So, you may ask again, what is wrong with that?

Well, I'm afraid that today I believe I have somewhat accidentally uncovered some kind of conspiracy. In fact a conspiracy which perhaps extends even beyond our sweet blue earth. 

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Yup, thats right. I have long suspected something was awry with the world and now have the evidence to show that someone or something is attempting to control us somehow via these take-away coffee cups for their own nefarious ends. But who and what led to this franky astounding conclusion?

Well as hard as it is to believe I am afraid that the answer is plain and simple

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What? I hear you cry. Are you for real? What evidence do you have? 

Well my non-coffee clutching friend. I have irrefutable evidence. Read on if you value the **truth.**

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There I was, in an elevator of a popular department store. There was a *suspiciously* pale chap with a suit standing beside me holding a coffee cup. As the doors closed he suddenly jolted forward and pressed the button to open them again. Almost as if prearranged, another pale man stepped in holding a similar coffee cup. The second coffee man looked at the first and without a word raised his cup in some kind of strange ritual acknowledgment. No words were exchanged. 

*Jings?!* These two beings were communicating *without words??*

The elevator stopped and the second man stepped out. As we started to ascend once more I leapt forward and **BLATTED** the coffee cup from the first creatures hand. 


*Who are you?* I barked. ***What*** *are you?*

He stared at me, eyes wide, mouth working as if trying to capture the sounds of our earthen tongue. 

The lift pinged open at the next floor and he fled. I leaned forward and picked up his 'Coffee Cup' 

It was *empty*

There you have it. What's that you say? This evidence is *flimsy* or *circumstantial?*

Pah, this is the 21st century sheeple, **WAKE UP**. 

So there it is. 

Incontrovertible proof of Aliens and something to do with coffee cups.

*The missus says I have to go for a lie down now*