RE: Ears by meesterboom

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life · @meesterboom · Jun 3 '19

$0.05

What about if you soak it in red wine vinegar overnight?

👍 nonameslefttouse

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@abh12345 · Jun 3 '19

$0.02

Then they will look/smell more like some Vajayjays

👍 meesterboom

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@meesterboom · Jun 3 '19

Definitely, got is sussed. I'm off to buy some :0)

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@nonameslefttouse · Jun 3 '19 (edited)

$0.02

Tried that.  Tried pineapple juice.  Tried rubbing alcohol.  Tried ranch salad dressing.  Tried purple flavoured sugar drink.  Tried cat urine.  Tried cream(cow).  Tried pond water.  Tried bottled water.  Tried vodka.  Tried mustard.  Tried Ketchup.  Tried hotsauce(avoid at all costs!).  Tried saliva(human).  Tried blood(the first time was really messy).  Nothing works.

👍 meesterboom

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@meesterboom · Jun 3 '19

Just the first time eh!

What about ginger kombucha? Hmm, that might make for a fizzy slightly stingy woowoo!

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@nonameslefttouse · Jun 3 '19 (edited)

$0.02

No!  See, the thing is...  
<sup>Shh.  Between us guys.  You're going the wrong way about this.</sup>
<sup><sup>[Bananas.](https://steemit.com/life/@nonameslefttouse/f-ck-bananas)</sup></sup>

### Oh jeez nice day today isn't it!

👍 meesterboom, milky-concrete, gikitiki

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