Ronaldinho hated cutting his trademark hair for the job, but he got a real kick out of being able to achieve his goal of fighting crime after retirement. https://media0.giphy.com/media/l1J9PQdcH7VKnKbAs/giphy.gif [](https://media0.giphy.com/media/l1J9PQdcH7VKnKbAs/giphy.gif) @steemmatt
post_id | 62,297,300 |
---|---|
author | steemmatt |
permlink | juggling-life-after-soccer |
category | punchline |
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created | 2018-09-12 22:19:48 |
last_update | 2018-09-12 22:19:48 |
depth | 0 |
children | 4 |
net_rshares | 1,497,608,818,611 |
last_payout | 2018-09-19 22:19:48 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 1.250 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.320 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 288 |
author_reputation | 81,700,031,169,771 |
root_title | "Juggling Life After Soccer" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
steemship | 0 | 8,954,994,279 | 37.5% | ||
beerbloke | 0 | 22,240,623,054 | 37.5% | ||
lordvader | 0 | 257,125,514,091 | 37.5% | ||
theregularguy | 0 | 58,226,416,893 | 37.5% | ||
calypso | 0 | 5,536,431,265 | 37.5% | ||
zhangyong | 0 | 89,239,653,432 | 9.37% | ||
brahma | 0 | 117,027,097,444 | 37.5% | ||
passion-fruit | 0 | 9,171,007,002 | 38% | ||
tamaralovelace | 0 | 12,017,069,247 | 50% | ||
rmsbodybuilding | 0 | 417,594,342 | 1% | ||
steemwizards | 0 | 452,795,799,479 | 37.5% | ||
jimshorts | 0 | 4,737,417,901 | 50% | ||
raised2b | 0 | 8,079,524,904 | 10% | ||
nerdnews | 0 | 8,144,117,709 | 50% | ||
coruscate | 0 | 55,654,739,009 | 15% | ||
vera-vaders-ea | 0 | 4,837,163,935 | 50% | ||
notb4mycoffee | 0 | 19,270,760,629 | 50% | ||
acolucky | 0 | 21,650,686,023 | 33% | ||
mightpossibly | 0 | 62,985,897,437 | 100% | ||
mgood | 0 | 7,519,284,704 | 70% | ||
bluetower | 0 | 18,151,695,915 | 100% | ||
hanzappedfirst | 0 | 24,986,457,129 | 50% | ||
weirdnews | 0 | 3,679,856,425 | 50% | ||
ninjamike | 0 | 1,868,533,336 | 100% | ||
punchline | 0 | 197,641,323,831 | 50% | ||
herantidote | 0 | 303,355,304 | 50% | ||
povilas | 0 | 593,960,356 | 100% | ||
kylo-ren | 0 | 4,200,802,638 | 50% | ||
digna | 0 | 587,125,185 | 100% | ||
markzuckerbergs | 0 | 112,439,919 | 25% | ||
roundhere | 0 | 19,523,253,954 | 100% | ||
rj1 | 0 | 328,221,840 | 100% |
post_id | 62,297,998 |
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author | tamaralovelace |
permlink | re-steemmatt-juggling-life-after-soccer-20180912t223428579z |
category | punchline |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.1","tags":["punchline"]} |
created | 2018-09-12 22:34:33 |
last_update | 2018-09-12 22:34:33 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
net_rshares | 27,871,049,758 |
last_payout | 2018-09-19 22:34:33 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.023 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.005 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 54 |
author_reputation | 16,595,869,074,375 |
root_title | "Juggling Life After Soccer" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
steemmatt | 0 | 17,288,352,767 | 20% | ||
mgood | 0 | 10,582,696,991 | 100% |
You should see what happens when he runs out of bullets...
post_id | 62,301,865 |
---|---|
author | steemmatt |
permlink | re-tamaralovelace-re-steemmatt-juggling-life-after-soccer-20180912t235315826z |
category | punchline |
json_metadata | {"tags":["punchline"],"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2018-09-12 23:53:15 |
last_update | 2018-09-12 23:53:15 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 4,847,152,706 |
last_payout | 2018-09-19 23:53:15 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 58 |
author_reputation | 81,700,031,169,771 |
root_title | "Juggling Life After Soccer" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
roundhere | 0 | 4,847,152,706 | 25% |
Repeater!
post_id | 62,299,100 |
---|---|
author | mgood |
permlink | re-steemmatt-juggling-life-after-soccer-20180912t225712402z |
category | punchline |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.1","tags":["punchline"]} |
created | 2018-09-12 22:57:09 |
last_update | 2018-09-12 22:57:09 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
net_rshares | 39,634,555,341 |
last_payout | 2018-09-19 22:57:09 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.033 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.008 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 9 |
author_reputation | 1,308,177,474,260 |
root_title | "Juggling Life After Soccer" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
englishtchrivy | 0 | 12,342,963,192 | 4% | ||
steemmatt | 0 | 17,812,242,245 | 20% | ||
mgood | 0 | 9,479,349,904 | 100% |
"A firearm that fires several shots without reloading."
post_id | 62,301,822 |
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author | steemmatt |
permlink | re-mgood-re-steemmatt-juggling-life-after-soccer-20180912t235236034z |
category | punchline |
json_metadata | {"tags":["punchline"],"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2018-09-12 23:52:36 |
last_update | 2018-09-13 05:53:51 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 10,749,792,207 |
last_payout | 2018-09-19 23:52:36 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 55 |
author_reputation | 81,700,031,169,771 |
root_title | "Juggling Life After Soccer" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
mgood | 0 | 10,749,792,207 | 100% |