Finally had time to read the whole thing. I've been meaning to; you and I have already crossed paths a few times during my days here. 

Or I guess I have crossed your path a few times. The highway doesn't notice the deer path. 

Anyway, thank you. The makeup maven hasn't hurt me, the trucker-turned-ball-eater hasn't hurt me, no beautiful traveling women have hurt me.  The people that post ten times while I'm on my first cuppa with nothing more to say than 'look at me' and 'why aren't you looking at me yet' and 'you looking at me doesn't matter because you can't make me rich for doing nothing' hurt me. 

I hope they stop that.