If I shit talk their stupidity can I get some more? :P I'm totally selling them for outrageous amounts. If I'm gonna own a coin that's worthless, I'm selling it for big bucks, so I can buy more crypto. XD

The instant I saw them, I thought either DW was testing out the coin, or someone created them as a joke because DW are fucking idiots.

That's not to say that launching your own coin, even just as a funding mechanism is a bad idea. Just...well...they can't do anything right. There are a number of ways to do that, then add value to the coin. I doubt they even have a clue how to do that. Likely after it's launch they'll have people point out how there's no reason for people to buy the future coins because they can just buy upgrades in Steem, so then they'll somehow come up with the dumbest solution possible, that wouldn't even be conceivable to us mortal men.

Why don't you create a bot to reward people with Future or something? I know it's a joke...but you can take it a lot farther.

You should have created an alt to make the coin though...to further the joke. Unfortunately though, with a name like hightouch, the only joke names I can come up with are highly inappropriate...