Women!!! by raybrockman

steemit · @raybrockman · Nov 3 '18

$42.30

Women!!!

## <center> Can't Live with them, Can't live without them!</center>


<center> So today My wife made it home before me. She called me and said "Lets use the fire pit tonight" I said ok, let me stop and pick up some wood and I will be home in 30 to 45 mins. She said "great I will run out and pick up some Adult beverages." This is where I new I should have said, why dont you go get the fire wood and I will get the alcohol but  no I just couldn't say that. </center>

![2018-11-02-19-49-35.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmYWKbFwx1hCvoETYocCYWUBSPUHfNkXsAMpRoGtMtgxKe/2018-11-02-19-49-35.jpg)

<center> So As you can see I did my part, so I say "Honey, can you get me a beer"? She said, "I sure can"!

![Screenshot_20181102-195438_Gallery.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmTKBganGujMeSWX3yCu97r8zjXki4XUiVgiQeQXoChox5/Screenshot_20181102-195438_Gallery.jpg)

<center> What the, Beep beep beep, beep and beep is this shit. I said no really Honey, I will just take a Bud Light. She was quick to respond, there are no more Bud Lights. I said well you bought some right? she said "Em... nope just 2 six packs of Kinky." I said, Honey you only had one task, which was to get adult Beverages, key word being Beveragesssssss, more than one type. She said you will be fine, they taste good. Then I saw it, the hidden message at the top of the bottle. </center>

![Screenshot_20181102-200229_Gallery.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmSJaaAEEsAYhJtq1mfpy8HPRRcmVeJH8MuerfZyEhowZb/Screenshot_20181102-200229_Gallery.jpg)

<center> Now just what the beep beep beep does this fucking mean. Damit!!! You don't put messages on alcohol bottles!!!! What is this shit, a beer? A wine cooler? Love juice? What is happening here? </center>

<center> I am gonna have to go old school and break out a bottle of wine. This should be intresting. So I head into the house to run into one of my Adult Children, he is on his way to an after Halloween costume party. This is what I see as I walk in.</center>

![Screenshot_20181102-201111_Gallery.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmXfJEMCVe9JqbXAnTypDu5oujoP9ZFGRScW2L9Jm31tNG/Screenshot_20181102-201111_Gallery.jpg)

<center> What the Beep beep beep beep and beep are you doing? You're going out like that, he said dad " I am Ace Venture pet Detective. I said know your not, you look like a powder puff girl, did you drink my last Bud Light? He said no! Mom did when she got home!😡😡</center>

![Screenshot_20181102-201907_Gallery.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmccjAigojLqdYdbopcMWEoD8guhdFv9LPExi4e7pnH42n/Screenshot_20181102-201907_Gallery.jpg)

<center> Oh My God, are you kidding me, Peach flavored Stella, I give up! I am going to bed and I may still be on rep sixty nine but there wont be no sixty nine tonight😉😉. Good night steemit, see ya tomorrow.</center>

<center> Extra message for all you guys out there, just take care of it yourself, specially when it comes to Adult Beverages. </center>

I am out!

@raybrockman

👍 tipu, silver-hammer, minnowbooster, ssg-community, goldmatters, mattclarke, joshuanboles, thedamus, drewley, whitebot, norbu, smartcoins, pit-bullion, steemchoose, jimbobbill, solarsherpa, matthewwarn, silveringots, summertooth, nfc, tbnfl4sun, jamjamfood, mikenevitt, thundersam, jeff001, sevinwilson, timbot606, artistannie, dfinney, emrebeyler, road2horizon, hansenatortravel, senstless, owenwat, nofiat, vgholdingsllc, silverd510, armshippie, stokjockey, welshstacker, randomness, ironshield, sbi4, themanwithnoname, redwellies, buggedout, espoem, pagliozzo, followv, stnwllstrtgc, eforucom, angelicagarcia, angelinafx, dixiesilverminer, gdwcoins, edthecanadian, ronaldoavelino, silverstackeruk, onepercentbetter, jassennessaj, kanedizzle08, merlion, bi5h0p, sidewayzs13, and 20 others

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@summertooth · Nov 3 '18

$0.11

Ray, just pour two of those kinky pinky into a yuge glass, chug, back it up with a glass of peach wine, and boom!  
<sub>Uh, I actually don't know what would happen next, but I can bet it would not be pretty. :) </sub>

<center>![download (3).jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmVgNeNB1CMCe3cH3TAqvRxAun4QvQt3b5dY1rk5fRnVFR/download%20(3).jpg)</center>

👍 silver-hammer, raybrockman, cfh

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@silver-hammer · Nov 3 '18

Tried it, I am anti Kinky, shit ain't no good

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@mrme1984 · Nov 3 '18

Thank's god we have women....

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@ssg-community · Nov 3 '18

Thank you for your continued support of SteemSilverGold

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@buggedout · Nov 3 '18

$0.11

LOL.  I can feel your pain man.

👍 silver-hammer, raybrockman

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@silver-hammer · Nov 3 '18

Pain is real Mr.@buggedout. 😎👍

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@rhyscn · Nov 3 '18

"Adult beverages"

I lost it reading that for some reason!

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@thedamus · Nov 3 '18

$0.35

Dude, at the risk of sounding highly inappropriate: what the holy fuck!!!? That shit ain’t right — Don’t Mrs. B know that
 *Bitch-pops are for Fags!!!* 

I am walking directly to a little Irish snug for a Guinness and a shot of Jamos just to lend support! 🤩😜🤣👍

👍 silver-hammer, thedamus, raybrockman

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@thedamus · Nov 3 '18 (edited)

$0.10

In solidarity bro:

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👍 thedamus

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@silver-hammer · Nov 3 '18

$0.10

Always got my back, appreciate it brother!

👍 thedamus

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1 reply

@goldmatters · Nov 3 '18

$0.12

LOL this is hilarious !

👍 silver-hammer, raybrockman, thedamus

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@silver-hammer · Nov 3 '18 (edited)

Maybe tomorrow it will be, but right now I am sober and confused.😁

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@tipu · Nov 3 '18

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@netuoso · Nov 3 '18

$2.00

thank you @tipu bot you are very friendly

👍 netuoso

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@fat-elvis · Nov 3 '18

$0.07

I think Kinky cocktails lead to kinky tail. But in the name of manly manitude.....

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@raybrockman · Nov 3 '18

Thanks FE, have one for me

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@dfinney · Nov 3 '18

$0.04

Ummmm your wife wants to cuddle by the fire, she brought home alcohol called kinky and you are steeming? 🤣😂 #missedopportunity

👍 raybrockman

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@raybrockman · Nov 3 '18

$0.02

Re.. #missedopportunity, She sure did, she should have got bud lights. 😂😂🤣🤣. Its called beer and it aint never pink....😂😂🤣🤣

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@silveringots · Nov 3 '18

$0.04

Enjoyed the story. Lesson learned👊

👍 raybrockman

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@raybrockman · Nov 3 '18

Hope you never have to go through it. Thanks @silveringots.

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@mattclarke · Nov 3 '18

$0.04

My Australian is sore from this.

👍 raybrockman

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@raybrockman · Nov 3 '18

$0.05

😉😂😂🤣. Thanks Matt

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@fiord18 · Nov 3 '18

🤣🤣🤣... No words ..😂

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@mikenevitt · Nov 3 '18

$0.07

Never trust a woman to do a mans job especially when it comes to beer ( kinky pink) unlucky mate. Cheers mike

👍 mikenevitt, jadabug

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@welshstacker · Nov 3 '18

I feel your pain Mr B.... I'm sorry you had to go through that! Hope your OK 😂😂😢

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@stokjockey · Nov 3 '18

I enjoyed this post and Yes I Miss a Cold Beer but I gave all that UP 28 Years ago. Think of all the Money I saved for buying Silver.........

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@zainabali · Nov 3 '18

$0.11

Hahaa this port made me Lol .. enjoyed reading it

👍 taqi

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@silversaver888 · Nov 3 '18

$0.04

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Hahahaha... what the Beep beep beep beep and beep!!!
I totally enjoyed this article, @raybrockman!

👍 dustsweeper, stokjockey

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@stokjockey · Nov 4 '18

Don't Hold Back Ms. Saver, tell us how you really Feel................

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@hansenatortravel · Nov 3 '18

Oh God. That beer. Lol. I mean I'm not a fan of bud light, but she should know you better. Haha. Enjoy your wine cooler.

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