🍌 Crypto, as explained by a 13-year-old 🍌 by bananamemos

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🍌 Crypto, as explained by a 13-year-old 🍌
Tay'Tran Bananamon, the know-it-all teenager, is back to explain cryptocurrency...
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So, maybe you saw my first post about [how Steemit works.](https://steemit.com/bananamemos/@bananamemos/steemit-as-explained-by-13-year-old-tay-tran-bananamon)  I was, like, talking about Steem and Steem Back Dollars and Steem Power, but it was just too much info to be writing about at one time, you know?  I couldn't get into, like, actually explaining crypto to everybody, so I'm back to do that now.

"Crypto" is a nickname for cryptocurrency.  It's how the cool people talk about it.  They also say "coins" and "tokens" and "ICOs" but, like, "crypto" is a good name to use for it.

See, currency is just a fancy name for the money that people use to buy stuff.  Money comes in all different kinds of coins and paper, depending on which country you live in.  So there's, like, a gazillion of these monies out there, and what if someone in one country wants to buy something from someone in another country?  Their currencies don't match, see?  They have to, like, take their money and change it into the other money just so they can buy something.

I know.  It's crazy.

So, along came cryptocurrency, which is basically money on the internet.  Everyone all over the world can buy it with their hard currency.  (Oh, did I explain hard currency to you?  It's the coins and bills people use in whichever area of the world they're in.)

This is so crazy, you people!  You complicate things so much.  Bananas don't have currency.  We don't need it.  We live and grow and hang around, and if one of the bunch needs something and we've got it, we just, like, give it to 'em.  We're a collective, we're all in this together, and we don't need to, like, charge each other for stuff.  

Anyway, so people buy crypto with their hard currency... which is actually kinda funny, because it's not like they actually take a coin and buy a crypto.  'Cause you can't.  You have to use electronic funds to buy cryptocurrency funds.  So, like, my point is that what people think of as hard currency is most of the time just electronic funds anyway.

So, people can buy crypto.  Man, is this explanation gettin' long!  They buy something like Bitcoin or Ethereum or Steem, and then they can use it on the internet and in deals with other people who have that crypto or are selling something for that crypto.  And if you don't have the kind of crypto that person or company wants, you can change your crypto into another crypto and, like, you're set.

Ok.  I think I've explained the whole crypto thing to you all.  Gotta go!

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<i>If you enjoyed this post, please consider re-steeming <br>so that others can meet <br>the Banana Collective.  Thanks a bunch!</i></center>


![line of palm trees.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQXWZi5aMXeiE7NiF1NNsAHGaA8HTdA6ptDuQ3YVGz8SW/line%20of%20palm%20trees.png)

<b>Just who <i>are</i> the Banana Collective, and [why are they writing memos?](https://steemit.com/bananamemos/@bananamemos/introducing-the-newest-members-of-the-banana-collective)</b><br>


https://steemitimages.com/80x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbLCAgZVFLf98b9cHUrYy68hE77F6T5Sqq1CNWGoviHnF/Tay'Tran%20Bananamon200x326.png 13-year-old Know-It-All Tay'Tran [explains Steemit](https://steemit.com/bananamemos/@bananamemos/steemit-as-explained-by-13-year-old-tay-tran-bananamon)<br>

https://steemitimages.com/80x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmcWmua7fC38ycM2tqFVpK5WEf7ek3377q7waUyA5xiGsP/GramNana%20with%20less%20blue%20100x137.png GramNana on [Dog Days of Summer](https://steemit.com/bananamemos/@bananamemos/why-we-say-dog-days-of-summer-by-gramnana)  Hey, she's as old as dirt, give her a break.<br>

https://steemitimages.com/80x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmd97k4Y6Hu5L88TM2o8a6CGsJ2oSXBfjxYRmH1WH4xQ18/Roxana%20Bananamon158x219.png [6 Degrees of Banana-ation #2](https://steemit.com/bananamemos/@bananamemos/bananas-prove-we-are-all-connected)  It's all true!<br>

https://steemitimages.com/80x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmZosnsVRo7BhfEzpd4xZHfas9r1nTQV8jXuoP5tv4T52u/P.O.Tassium%20160x225.png [What's a judge got against <i>banana peels,</i> anyway?](https://steemit.com/bananamemos/@bananamemos/appealing-a-judge-s-decision-on-peels)<br>

https://steemitimages.com/80x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmPmAWDJRWT7bi5CV35feCtbNm5q5KDAGYzmcH9QK7SpGh/Truther%20Red%20Peel%20300x464.png Conspiracy Theorist Truther Red Peel -- [Just say NO to banks](https://steemit.com/bananamemos/@bananamemos/conspiracy-theorist-truther-red-peel-just-say-no-to-banks)<br>

https://steemitimages.com/80x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmdG6JDLamf2FRi9s9ZQJSX12SnXkvFRDQTUMmaPYJdwNZ/Sir%20Geoffrey%20Bananington290x320.png Sir Bananington [rants about apples](https://steemit.com/bananamemos/@bananamemos/a-banana-a-day-keeps-the-doctor-away)<br>

https://steemitimages.com/80x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmSLZDAwVVNnnx8M7DEDEfnMW4KrnvNBrdYEEzQxQkCLqH/Bananadore%20Dali2,%20150x237.png  Bananadore Dali with [Favorite lines from Fruitywood films #4](https://steemit.com/bananamemos/@bananamemos/memorable-lines-from-fruitywood-films-4)<br> 

https://steemitimages.com/80x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmRaNRFKemqUXs2PpP85N6yruMioJXDAmcvguiMkgDUqvQ/Catnana%20midsection%20400x251.jpg [A Caturday Poem (link possibly only works on Saturday)](https://steemit.com/bananamemos/@bananamemos/a-caturday-poem)
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@emergehealthier ·
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Thank you Tay'Tran Bananamon, for the explanation.  I was under the mistaken assumption that crypto was short for cryptography.  I spent tons of time trying to break the code, so, I could understand.  Then a brilliant young banana comes along and decodes for me in less than a few minutes!
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Dude, don't feel bad, @emergehealthier.  It's just, like, a teenager thing.  We just, like, know things that older folks don't.<br>
It's all cool; I got your back.
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Oh, and my mom says I shouldn't call you "Dude."  <br>
Sorry about that, Ms. @emergehealthier.
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@emergehealthier ·
Thanks it is good to know you have my back!  Here is a picture of one of my favorite t-shirts with the saying, Hey Man, I got your back!

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