BEASTLY TALES - MISSED AGAIN! by beastlybanter

art · @beastlybanter · Sep 17 '19

$2.26

BEASTLY TALES - MISSED AGAIN!

***Welcome to Beastly Tales. Each has a message, a moral. All are meant to have an element of humour. Naturally, any names included do not depict real folk but are included as part of the joke.***

***All rights reserved.
(As with Beastly Banter Beastly Tales is written and illustrated by Richard Hersel.)***

***Thank you for your following.
Richard Hersel***

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<h1>BEASTLY TALES</h1>

<h1>MISSED AGAIN!</h1>

***Did you miss me? Of course I did!
I’m so glad we found you, after our big search bid!
“People miss me, quite frequently,”
“But, never mind, they re-load and fire again, as you can see,”
“May I suggest you duck down and hide?”
“It would be such a disappointment to hear you have died!”***

***Andy Blewitt when he went to a dance,
He sincerely hoped his girlfriend would give him a second chance.
Stepping on her toes, she was furiously hissing,
Expressing the hope he be among those missing.
“You seem to be endowed with two left feet,”
“And a faulty synapse where nerve cells meet.”
“Certainly you’ve had your last dance with me!”
“My poor feet, never the same, will be.”***

***His girlfriend’s name was Audrey,
She was anything, but somewhat tawdry.
As you have gathered, she was in quite a state!
Andy had blown it, not likely her mate!
He, Andy Blewitt, she would eschew,
Missing, he would be, into the blue!***

***Andy Blewitt couldn’t stand the suspense,
He dashed down the lane, making a racket immense.
“Audrey, dear Audrey, I’ll improve my dancing ways.”
“But, if you do leave me I’ll be in a perpetual daze!”***

![missed again.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbvNkddv3A85cYNmfwipRi74jzaKZE3cUc6VnfGBAXLjE/missed%20again.png)

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