***Welcome to Beastly Tales. Each has a message, a moral. All are meant to have an element of humour. Naturally, any names included do not depict real folk but are included as part of the joke.*** ***All rights reserved. (As with Beastly Banter Beastly Tales is written and illustrated by Richard Hersel.)*** ***Thank you for your following. Richard Hersel*** <center> <h1>BEASTLY TALES</h1> <h1>RAKING THE ASHES</h1> <center> ***Old Reggie Rake went from rampant to stagnant, He rapidly learned just what being a drag meant. Ladies of his circle, all did eschew, His company, when finally they knew. “Old Reggie, he’s beyond his use-by date.” “Not up to challenges, for him it’s too late!”*** ***Reggie had his eye on Gwendolyn Plum, She blossomed and bloomed, while he was so dumb. “Stricken by her radiant aura of beauty,” “If I wasn’t so old, she’d think me a cutie!” “But, now that I am so old and decrepit,” “She views me as luke-warm, tepid.”*** ***Gwendolyn Plum, of that smart social set, Her previous husband, she’d sent to the vet. “He was too demanding, by far,” “Always wanting to commandeer the car!” “He, to an assignation, he’d fled,” “But I steered him to a veterinarian instead.” “Now, what would change his objective, after his luck,” “Of course, a clinical bob, nip and tuck!”*** ***So rather than a relationship bond, close welded. He had, without anaesthesia, been savagely gelded!***  </center>
| post_id | 79,758,136 |
|---|---|
| author | beastlybanter |
| permlink | beastly-tales-raking-the-ashes |
| category | art |
| json_metadata | {"tags":["art","poem","drawing","poetry","humor"],"image":["https:\/\/cdn.steemitimages.com\/DQmZ6G8XnTa8cseAeeL6Yjy5KSG6UJiFncJZoFerp5bfSGL\/raking%20the%20ashes.png"],"app":"steemit\/0.1","format":"markdown"} |
| created | 2019-09-06 11:11:03 |
| last_update | 2019-09-06 11:11:03 |
| depth | 0 |
| children | 0 |
| net_rshares | 7,086,529,741,582 |
| last_payout | 2019-09-13 11:11:03 |
| cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
| total_payout_value | 1.164 SBD |
| curator_payout_value | 0.999 SBD |
| pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
| promoted | 0.000 SBD |
| body_length | 1,559 |
| author_reputation | 387,059,541,458,093 |
| root_title | "BEASTLY TALES - RAKING THE ASHES" |
| beneficiaries | [] |
| max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
| author_curate_reward | "" |
| voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ivan-perez-anies | 0 | 79,371,201,033 | 68.34% | ||
| holabebe | 0 | 932,602,207 | 2.5% | ||
| trevonjb | 0 | 175,601,371,525 | 5% | ||
| roelandp | 0 | 18,473,991,065 | 2% | ||
| arcange | 0 | 39,997,826,434 | 3% | ||
| sinzzer | 0 | 2,845,181,605 | 5% | ||
| raphaelle | 0 | 1,243,662,731 | 3% | ||
| happyphoenix | 0 | 2,600,267,804 | 5% | ||
| tensaix2j | 0 | 105,058,343 | 5% | ||
| jungleonion | 0 | 5,831,259,404 | 5% | ||
| mikehere | 0 | 875,550,160 | 5% | ||
| marina007 | 0 | 1,550,719,635 | 5.5% | ||
| ssekulji | 0 | 76,459,897,081 | 100% | ||
| rymlen | 0 | 4,033,692,253 | 5% | ||
| newhope | 0 | 1,550,120,309,789 | 17% | ||
| hattaarshavin | 0 | 2,210,094,755 | 5% | ||
| alexis555 | 0 | 1,519,126,816,287 | 19% | ||
| pouchon | 0 | 25,559,009,999 | 5% | ||
| flatearth | 0 | 1,801,867,878 | 5% | ||
| sharkface | 0 | 204,765,069 | 5% | ||
| lordneroo | 0 | 2,387,840,931 | 5% | ||
| sames | 0 | 2,733,037,496 | 5% | ||
| wilx | 0 | 4,711,054,335 | 5% | ||
| linakay | 0 | 39,541,557,222 | 5% | ||
| pwny | 0 | 4,483,755,070 | 5% | ||
| thelordsfinest | 0 | 2,473,818,622 | 5% | ||
| momogrow | 0 | 4,291,609,335 | 5% | ||
| opinizeunltd | 0 | 9,183,673,861 | 5% | ||
| eliel | 0 | 559,562,084 | 30% | ||
| billionairebit | 0 | 1,639,618,695 | 5% | ||
| lenmar | 0 | 77,280,877,661 | 100% | ||
| world-travel-pro | 0 | 18,180,922,391 | 5% | ||
| bitrocker2020 | 0 | 24,501,651,993 | 5% | ||
| reloadbeatbox | 0 | 1,027,225,625 | 5% | ||
| greatvideos | 0 | 3,029,757,974 | 5% | ||
| roncoejr | 0 | 55,661,780,349 | 5% | ||
| hotsauceislethal | 0 | 2,494,690,827 | 5% | ||
| bigskykilroy | 0 | 5,026,717,538 | 100% | ||
| moemanmoesly | 0 | 1,925,682,382 | 5% | ||
| kenanqhd | 0 | 23,108,163,213 | 5% | ||
| ew-and-patterns | 0 | 175,631,470,763 | 4% | ||
| haedre | 0 | 25,613,004,694 | 100% | ||
| imredryan | 0 | 296,023,324 | 5% | ||
| trenz | 0 | 88,528,658,243 | 68.34% | ||
| mcoinz79 | 0 | 28,591,026,913 | 5% | ||
| henryramos | 0 | 1,647,813,546 | 5% | ||
| zorro7 | 0 | 1,010,772,955 | 5% | ||
| akomoajong | 0 | 3,787,328,770 | 5% | ||
| shitsignals | 0 | 2,031,206,513 | 5% | ||
| madstacks | 0 | 9,475,528,353 | 5% | ||
| phelimint | 0 | 2,899,979,602 | 5% | ||
| dse | 0 | 476,767,814 | 5% | ||
| jezsmith720 | 0 | 0 | 1% | ||
| sevillaespino | 0 | 5,895,443,956 | 5% | ||
| syedumair | 0 | 2,102,474,092 | 5% | ||
| otage | 0 | 10,441,457,962 | 5% | ||
| snake21 | 0 | 396,009,777 | 100% | ||
| aaronleang | 0 | 7,535,019,418 | 5% | ||
| aftabkhan10 | 0 | 2,610,204,155 | 5% | ||
| cflclosers | 0 | 2,374,010,050 | 5% | ||
| aferrell | 0 | 149,246,600 | 5% | ||
| karja | 0 | 82,117,325,990 | 5% | ||
| kromtar | 0 | 43,522,248,908 | 18% | ||
| sultan-aceh | 0 | 28,408,070,637 | 2% | ||
| zeugen | 0 | 74,690,936 | 2.5% | ||
| accelerator | 0 | 15,266,097,164 | 0.82% | ||
| chimzycash | 0 | 3,314,573,555 | 5% | ||
| taskmaster4450 | 0 | 37,453,663,405 | 5% | ||
| fiicjames | 0 | 2,212,800,531 | 5% | ||
| landoftrading | 0 | 2,047,307,102 | 5% | ||
| renatomacedo | 0 | 460,926,892 | 100% | ||
| jaforce | 0 | 11,131,982,867 | 5% | ||
| pataty69 | 0 | 47,737,726,131 | 52% | ||
| sciack | 0 | 13,963,865,081 | 50% | ||
| ekqwel22 | 0 | 1,907,478,588 | 5% | ||
| dbooster | 0 | 1,928,539,099 | 5% | ||
| michaeljn | 0 | 19,403,728,510 | 5% | ||
| sourovafrin | 0 | 105,594,056,915 | 65% | ||
| tworealsolutions | 0 | 938,932,813 | 5% | ||
| imisstheoldkanye | 0 | 3,066,299,242 | 1% | ||
| mattroconnor | 0 | 1,352,552,384 | 5% | ||
| ciuoto | 0 | 6,379,932,533 | 60% | ||
| jssekhon | 0 | 83,763,797 | 5% | ||
| infidel1258 | 0 | 9,944,998,836 | 5% | ||
| ocupation | 0 | 8,057,340,006 | 5% | ||
| elderson | 0 | 1,102,311,510 | 5% | ||
| syedubair | 0 | 77,119,434 | 5% | ||
| enjoyinglife | 0 | 19,896,934,325 | 5% | ||
| duane.dos | 0 | 1,118,410,111 | 5% | ||
| crypto-cody | 0 | 243,349,292 | 5% | ||
| mitchadventures | 0 | 3,251,134,144 | 5% | ||
| californiacrypto | 0 | 151,496,118 | 5% | ||
| daltono | 0 | 21,860,673,197 | 5% | ||
| burlarj | 0 | 3,743,310,801 | 5% | ||
| mattiarinaldoni | 0 | 1,802,481,846 | 50% | ||
| gandhibaba | 0 | 18,587,526,391 | 5% | ||
| viperblckz | 0 | 5,126,491,169 | 100% | ||
| futuremind | 0 | 102,279,926,369 | 50% | ||
| casberp | 0 | 25,821,481,696 | 3% | ||
| badmusgreene | 0 | 3,913,795,305 | 5% | ||
| gascap9000 | 0 | 46,924,969,502 | 5% | ||
| richgang | 0 | 267,408,308 | 5% | ||
| leoumesh | 0 | 2,513,325,212 | 5% | ||
| jlordc | 0 | 2,760,237,187 | 5% | ||
| cryptosharon | 0 | 3,735,484,946 | 5% | ||
| numberofthingz | 0 | 114,759,195,945 | 5% | ||
| udezee | 0 | 2,610,192,817 | 5% | ||
| joaorafael | 0 | 109,301,376 | 75% | ||
| mamun123456 | 0 | 4,098,608,698 | 5% | ||
| micaelacf | 0 | 2,534,636,435 | 52% | ||
| aotearoa | 0 | 138,711,473 | 2.5% | ||
| mindtrap | 0 | 35,958,600,193 | 5% | ||
| tatylayla | 0 | 951,709,852 | 100% | ||
| damajicman3 | 0 | 1,944,995,415 | 5% | ||
| cryptoslo | 0 | 2,306,272,422 | 5% | ||
| makingthebest09 | 0 | 1,249,732,576 | 5% | ||
| a017 | 0 | 195,771,098 | 100% | ||
| randumb | 0 | 2,614,819,872 | 5% | ||
| happyishadam | 0 | 5,421,861,637 | 5% | ||
| wrecktangle27 | 0 | 20,105,204,418 | 5% | ||
| oadissin | 0 | 4,279,710,299 | 5% | ||
| doomsdaychassis | 0 | 30,177,599,019 | 50% | ||
| limelightmg | 0 | 5,047,566,852 | 5% | ||
| fturner19 | 0 | 2,637,438,944 | 5% | ||
| rativiv | 0 | 5,419,734,997 | 5% | ||
| nickychu | 0 | 2,772,932,776 | 5% | ||
| peerzadazeeshan | 0 | 88,087,369 | 5% | ||
| avaava | 0 | 2,649,254,145 | 5% | ||
| greendeliverence | 0 | 1,983,198,808 | 5% | ||
| inespereira | 0 | 301,563,869 | 75% | ||
| truce | 0 | 58,018,947,153 | 5% | ||
| onepercentbetter | 0 | 18,435,067,304 | 5% | ||
| abrockman | 0 | 18,825,951,976 | 5% | ||
| hypersonic1 | 0 | 3,894,570,877 | 5% | ||
| rawn | 0 | 3,614,874,573 | 5% | ||
| mimidee74 | 0 | 1,000,465,053 | 5% | ||
| ronaldoavelino | 0 | 22,242,286,963 | 5% | ||
| thomasbrown | 0 | 5,989,796,960 | 5% | ||
| siddharthrout | 0 | 240,372,546 | 100% | ||
| pg-live-pt | 0 | 1,844,036,677 | 5% | ||
| demondantv | 0 | 2,699,206,508 | 5% | ||
| pasie15 | 0 | 2,023,373,670 | 5% | ||
| kiwisteem | 0 | 470,322,880 | 100% | ||
| black.wolf | 0 | 1,420,399,329 | 100% | ||
| midlet | 0 | 57,340,230,491 | 5% | ||
| beastlybanter | 0 | 5,746,072,979 | 5% | ||
| headcrypto | 0 | 7,896,709,442 | 5% | ||
| tiket | 0 | 1,830,799,217 | 5% | ||
| mr-elusive | 0 | 601,371,985 | 100% | ||
| johhnnyturbo20 | 0 | 1,909,672,523 | 5% | ||
| moserich | 0 | 8,266,009,230 | 100% | ||
| chinyerevivian | 0 | 2,067,394,923 | 5% | ||
| enlighted | 0 | 214,392,449 | 52% | ||
| cubby | 0 | 461,225,393 | 5% | ||
| kiddady | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
| lordgod | 0 | 10,501,227,959 | 5% | ||
| rightwing670 | 0 | 7,941,734,097 | 5% | ||
| ifeoluwa88 | 0 | 2,109,495,071 | 5% | ||
| moncia90 | 0 | 3,367,373,990 | 100% | ||
| bluelightning | 0 | 1,685,374,909 | 100% | ||
| syedshakil | 0 | 1,766,856,450 | 5% | ||
| cryptoandcoffee | 0 | 120,984,139,136 | 100% | ||
| lagtv | 0 | 16,983,498,643 | 5% | ||
| chrstnv | 0 | 219,600,625 | 5% | ||
| hmetu | 0 | 2,154,685,463 | 5% | ||
| joelsegovia | 0 | 1,858,580,537 | 5% | ||
| zous | 0 | 8,616,875,270 | 100% | ||
| hermannsol | 0 | 1,750,427,272 | 5% | ||
| salimbur | 0 | 1,758,046,653 | 5% | ||
| tiffcisme | 0 | 1,385,536,961 | 5% | ||
| emsonic | 0 | 3,169,484,178 | 5% | ||
| pagliozzo | 0 | 13,591,932,687 | 15% | ||
| armandosodano | 0 | 165,093,968,462 | 100% | ||
| nathanko | 0 | 813,191,094 | 100% | ||
| joaoprobst | 0 | 1,324,849,122 | 100% | ||
| ireenchew | 0 | 2,147,901,124 | 5% | ||
| jluvs2fly | 0 | 18,938,028,356 | 5% | ||
| alexran | 0 | 1,786,069,279 | 5% | ||
| harkar | 0 | 60,665,722,962 | 20% | ||
| pampered-pets | 0 | 1,298,168,075 | 100% | ||
| lilcryptita | 0 | 3,037,105,824 | 5% | ||
| idakarlsen | 0 | 96,969,397,131 | 25% | ||
| steemterview | 0 | 189,800,380 | 50% | ||
| tbtek | 0 | 76,973,657 | 25% | ||
| justinchicken | 0 | 139,612,129 | 5% | ||
| theexcelclub | 0 | 9,374,753,682 | 5% | ||
| maeusenews | 0 | 1,774,128,099 | 5% | ||
| hiatus | 0 | 1,774,071,589 | 5% | ||
| munhenhos | 0 | 3,883,365,802 | 52% | ||
| a1001carv | 0 | 535,094,601 | 100% | ||
| bobby.madagascar | 0 | 3,772,714,023 | 5% | ||
| laissez-faire | 0 | 111,582,216 | 100% | ||
| bhaski | 0 | 4,223,384,769 | 52% | ||
| donefezy | 0 | 1,820,705,158 | 5% | ||
| marfonso | 0 | 18,051,942,415 | 5% | ||
| truelovemom | 0 | 1,931,361,383 | 5% | ||
| cryptoxicate | 0 | 2,562,996,516 | 5% | ||
| jimbi | 0 | 909,757,609 | 5% | ||
| fanta-steem | 0 | 231,541,583 | 100% | ||
| itegoarcanadei | 0 | 34,739,171,214 | 100% | ||
| minhaz007 | 0 | 4,386,627,069 | 5% | ||
| karlosantonio | 0 | 520,519,193 | 100% | ||
| adriellylayla | 0 | 600,627,078 | 75% | ||
| pinguimpaulo | 0 | 417,586,928 | 75% | ||
| steemersayu907 | 0 | 9,207,219,778 | 5% | ||
| votes4minnows | 0 | 70,517,062,201 | 68.34% | ||
| sammiegold | 0 | 2,445,364,086 | 5% | ||
| nureza | 0 | 339,979,091 | 5% | ||
| vivapizza | 0 | 416,132,532 | 75% | ||
| glastar | 0 | 17,458,936,296 | 5% | ||
| theestateof.mind | 0 | 23,121,130,028 | 5% | ||
| lagtvgames | 0 | 18,106,329,563 | 5% | ||
| ketcom | 0 | 47,758,723,989 | 5% | ||
| hdu | 0 | 157,741,560,285 | 49.3% | ||
| bitdreamcompany | 0 | 2,573,448,749 | 5% | ||
| sadino | 0 | 636,095,917 | 100% | ||
| cetandradefor | 0 | 461,994,084 | 100% | ||
| ferrate | 0 | 2,561,218,201 | 5% | ||
| steemturbo | 0 | 4,450,308,202 | 5% | ||
| bolachasmonster | 0 | 2,896,193,466 | 100% | ||
| cryptovues | 0 | 35,277,899,426 | 5% | ||
| e-r-k-a-n | 0 | 11,954,374,803 | 5% | ||
| agostinhochiau | 0 | 248,998,012 | 50% | ||
| monstermother | 0 | 4,325,230,616 | 100% | ||
| snuff1 | 0 | 103,606,299 | 5% | ||
| tankometry | 0 | 1,021,392,649 | 5% | ||
| jetometry | 0 | 1,014,929,197 | 5% | ||
| rockstarbm | 0 | 910,428,591 | 5% | ||
| goldlist | 0 | 1,888,675,392 | 50% | ||
| trueexpressions | 0 | 919,433,831 | 5% | ||
| tulwave | 0 | 2,382,096,408 | 5% | ||
| brada2550 | 0 | 243,730,955 | 5% | ||
| paleotwist | 0 | 1,195,547,075 | 5% | ||
| cryptokos | 0 | 1,388,122,946 | 5% | ||
| laurasoares | 0 | 406,654,675 | 100% | ||
| cooperfelix | 0 | 30,389,960,410 | 100% | ||
| awesomeaustin | 0 | 2,116,811,470 | 50% | ||
| hungrybear | 0 | 2,266,819,741 | 5% | ||
| monsterdoom | 0 | 922,644,865 | 100% | ||
| hamsa.quality | 0 | 391,266,469 | 5% | ||
| hans001 | 0 | 2,106,406,467 | 5% | ||
| newstrikex | 0 | 492,446,323 | 100% | ||
| cpt-sparrow | 0 | 3,066,811,068 | 100% | ||
| c4cristi3 | 0 | 1,863,680,827 | 5% | ||
| foreversteem | 0 | 362,557,960 | 5% | ||
| ravi7696 | 0 | 13,918,932,729 | 5% | ||
| donchard2 | 0 | 2,024,570,013 | 5% | ||
| ano123 | 0 | 42,720,349,125 | 5% | ||
| gharrington44 | 0 | 22,624,347,223 | 5% | ||
| cryptofiloz | 0 | 9,390,810,909 | 5% | ||
| q-news | 0 | 335,158,746 | 5% | ||
| shiris | 0 | 92,054,078 | 87% | ||
| potence | 0 | 178,313,611 | 5% | ||
| jackramsey | 0 | 1,323,521,929 | 4.25% | ||
| p1eter | 0 | 196,103,245 | 5% | ||
| coreyssteemit77 | 0 | 19,959,858,591 | 5% | ||
| backscratcher | 0 | 4,323,564,720 | 5% | ||
| x-tech | 0 | 2,084,176,088 | 5% | ||
| gamersayu907 | 0 | 1,034,796,949 | 5% | ||
| red-devils | 0 | 135,366,045 | 5% | ||
| itisfinished | 0 | 1,771,099,922 | 5% | ||
| thecryptolink | 0 | 3,735,595,553 | 5% | ||
| newtrailers | 0 | 1,783,202,849 | 5% | ||
| trydice | 0 | 5,326,244,177 | 5% | ||
| likwid | 0 | 42,549,635,201 | 0.75% | ||
| dark.light | 0 | 1,761,392,068 | 5% | ||
| kajmiere | 0 | 97,431,178 | 5% | ||
| evanstinger | 0 | 2,045,718,873 | 5% | ||
| ookii | 0 | 940,595,372 | 5% | ||
| octalmage | 0 | 3,885,993,099 | 5% | ||
| akiroq | 0 | 278,834,816,501 | 100% | ||
| shneal | 0 | 5,333,337,227 | 5% | ||
| cryptohustler101 | 0 | 940,416,907 | 5% | ||
| ph1102 | 0 | 1,019,258,753 | 5% | ||
| bonebreaker100 | 0 | 491,728,747 | 100% | ||
| map10k | 0 | 4,902,291,537 | 1.36% | ||
| cryptodailyflash | 0 | 1,799,357,980 | 5% | ||
| topcryptonews | 0 | 19,921,051,903 | 5% | ||
| empoderat | 0 | 1,733,241,960 | 5% | ||
| malesi | 0 | -9,646,309 | -10% | ||
| supremebape | 0 | 36,498,523,325 | 5% | ||
| kryptoking1 | 0 | 5,081,057,984 | 5% | ||
| cryptoroll | 0 | 2,283,886,809 | 5% | ||
| midlet-yourleo | 0 | 98,583,524 | 5% | ||
| theblvcktable | 0 | 1,824,648,097 | 5% | ||
| mapxv | 0 | 21,495,122,547 | 2.25% | ||
| discostick | 0 | 2,017,495,383 | 5% | ||
| dropthatcode | 0 | 1,832,490,395 | 5% | ||
| cryptoisa | 0 | 23,779,352,460 | 5% | ||
| steemer-sayu907 | 0 | 9,048,324,013 | 5% | ||
| james.photos | 0 | 1,876,852,964 | 5% | ||
| thesnaps | 0 | 1,893,707,173 | 5% | ||
| coolcaptures | 0 | 1,925,666,015 | 5% | ||
| dappinvestor | 0 | 2,196,733,755 | 5% | ||
| freefalling | 0 | 132,081,063 | 5% | ||
| dajigganaut | 0 | 931,807,438 | 5% |