Daily Joke : 2018-08-10 by dadjokeoftheday

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dadjoke · @dadjokeoftheday ·
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Daily Joke : 2018-08-10
<h1>Daddy's home!</h1> 

 Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! 

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>Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"


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 Terrible? We know! 

 Follow us for more daily Dad jokes and enjoy your day, ya piece of shit! 

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 *(Joke sourced from the comedy Legends @ https://icanhazdadjoke.com/)*
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@janton · 
haha! howdy @dadjokeoftheday! this is indeed one of the worst jokes in the planet! but I laughed because it was so bad!
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@dadjokeoftheday ·
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The bad ones are always the best!

Unfortunately my wife doesn't agree with me.
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@janton · 
hahha! that's funny right there dadjokeoftheday! ha! does she think any of them are funny or does she think you're nuts? and what does she think of steemit?
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