Moving to hive by derangedvisions

nsfw · @derangedvisions · May 26 '20 (edited)

$3.87

Moving to hive

Fuck you Justin, we're moving to Hive.

![Fuck Justin Sun](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmQVgFgxxxpN1jEZwSYH1tfxjynXikKBcTPwtSfxhTMCVY/fuck.gif)

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👎 jurtif, grenai

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@pixresteemer · Oct 1 '19

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@breezin · Oct 1 '19

hahaha so sexy man....

👍 derangedvisions

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@derangedvisions · Oct 1 '19

LOL, it was the thumbnail that got you right?

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@breezin · Oct 1 '19

Must have been - I cant be too sure LOL

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@dfinney · Oct 1 '19

😂🤣😂🤣

Poems while pooping
Some might consider stooping
But it’s totes the shizz

🤣😂

👍 summertooth

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@derangedvisions · Oct 1 '19

Poems while pooping, I like the sound of that. I think I might have to start a new tag

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@deepwaters · Oct 1 '19

You are just a fountain of deranged. Posting about granpas while taking a dump. Just way too romantic 
Points for staying in the deranged character though.

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@derangedvisions · Oct 1 '19

#oldpeoplestillbang

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@juliakponsford · Oct 1 '19

Wasn't expecting that thumbnail, lol!

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@derangedvisions · Oct 1 '19

He was whispering the poem into her ear. It was about to go down.

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@torico · Oct 1 '19 (edited)

i would not term this as poetry, so much as potty humor, but i'll give u the doot ;)

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@ernstboe · Oct 2 '19

You go, geezer! 

Posted using [Partiko iOS](https://partiko.app/referral/ernstboe)

👍 ernstboe

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@anneke · Oct 2 '19

Hahaha love it - my first love used Axe and it did it for me 
Looking forward to your poems - I have an idea this is going to be fun.

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@oheyo · Oct 2 '19

Deep stuff— I mean, super meaningful and evocative bro. I can totally smell the Axe body spray. 

Also, when you click through, the title of the image is "Elderly naked woman kissing with passion"

😭😂

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@rubencress · Oct 2 '19

Hahah, damn. Number two's these days... Erotic scenery, did you lit a match during the poetic brainfart?

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@itchyfeetdonica · Oct 3 '19

Hahaha, genius... reminds me of this one:

*Here I sit, 
broken hearted. 
Paid a penny 
and only farted.*

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